# How would you like to a Donald Trump "Mainstream Media Survey"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [February 23, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567 "2017-02-23T17:17:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/1 "2017-02-23T17:17:12Z")

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Evidently, Trump doesn’t believe in Polls.

So he created one. 😛

Here is Trump’s “vote as many times as you like with no accountability, 'Cause That’s Just The Kinda President I Am”" mainstream media survey.

Enjoy!!!

[https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/](https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/)  
C’mon People!!! Lets Make America Great Again…!\*  
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\ ***Brought to you by Spineless Gutless Scumbag Right-wing Cowards and Thieves who are Happy to give America to Putin with a Blowjob and a Kiss!**

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/2 "2017-02-23T18:17:29Z")

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I took the survey. It’s put together about as well any of the President’s ventures. All the questions are labeled “1”. Several of the questions have double negatives, which will surely confuse the President’s supporters.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/3 "2017-02-23T19:06:29Z")

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When you see a double negative, you have to drink.

It’s the Trump Way.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/4 "2017-02-23T21:24:05Z")

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I filled this out 3 or 4 times already. I think I’m due to fill it out again.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/5 "2017-02-23T23:50:52Z")

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Here’s a random name generator.

> **[Random Name Generator](https://www.behindthename.com/random/)**
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> This random name generator can suggest names for babies, characters, or anything else that needs naming.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/6 "2017-02-24T00:41:30Z")

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Now, Remember boys and girls…! _[Many Will Enter, Few Will Win…!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRjrtjvfN9A)_

😉

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/7 "2017-02-24T00:45:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …if Republicans were obstructing Obama like Democrats are doing to President Trump …

(Emphasis mine.)

😕😕😕

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/8 "2017-02-24T01:45:57Z")

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They apparently reset the survey.

The questions are actually numbered sequentially now. But they are still worded poorly. The target audience will not know how to answer them “correctly”.

Serious question: what fraction of the current Trump staff has a college degree? Because there’s a severe lack of editing skills.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/9 "2017-02-24T01:53:08Z")

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I wonder if they remembered to put an anti-bot protection on it this time.

_whistles innocently_

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/10 "2017-02-24T03:10:59Z")

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I seriously doubt the wording and bots matter at all. They’ll just wait a couple weeks then announce that the survey said 90% of Americans want the government to regulate the media.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/11 "2017-02-24T13:36:09Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> I seriously doubt the wording and bots matter at all. They’ll just wait a couple weeks then announce that the survey said 90% of Americans want the government to regulate the media.

I don’t even think it is that. I think it is just intended to harvest email addresses. They had a survey there during the campaign as well but never released the results.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/12 "2017-02-24T16:13:25Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> I seriously doubt the wording and bots matter at all. They’ll just wait a couple weeks then announce that the survey said 90% of Americans want the government to regulate the media.

Actually I wouldn’t, _in the least_, put it past those POSs to do just that - the perfect horseshit ammo they need.  
Of course, the backlash against whatever the unbelievable result will be should be (_better_ be) tsunami-like.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/13 "2017-02-24T21:00:47Z")

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I gave them my real email address. If I start getting harassed, I’ll know why.

What an utterly asinine survey that was.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/14 "2017-02-24T21:50:54Z")

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LOL, that was a hoot. I seriously wonder if they are running the entire administration with lowest bid temp workers. Over half of those questions were so poorly worded that you really had to parse out what they were going for.

It’s scary that this is apparently the newly edited version.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/15 "2017-02-24T21:58:15Z")

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I am…without words. Love the ‘our party’ thing, though, as if he’s a Republican.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/16 "2017-02-24T22:10:34Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Ace](#):
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> I am…without words. Love the ‘our party’ thing, though, as if he’s a Republican.

It’s right there in question #1 ‘our movement’.

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/17 "2017-02-24T23:11:12Z")

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They just banned the New York Times, BuzzFeed News, CNN, The Los Angeles Times and Politico from a press conference.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/18 "2017-02-25T07:22:40Z")

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I’m so ethical I’ve only filled this out once. That may be a failure to exploit this opportunity.

Fortunately, I have multiple personalities.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2017, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-like-to-a-donald-trump-mainstream-media-survey/780567/19 "2017-02-25T07:28:13Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> I seriously doubt the wording and bots matter at all. They’ll just wait a couple weeks then announce that the survey said 90% of Americans want the government to regulate the media.

It’s the Iranian way!
