# How would you sum up your life philosophy on a t-shirt?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [February 27, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931 "2007-02-27T20:57:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/41 "2007-02-28T04:18:53Z")
I like:
“No worries.” I know it annoys Dopers but that is about my life philosophy.
I also like “Don’t sweat the small stuff - and it’s all small stuff.”
I
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/42 "2007-02-28T04:35:14Z")
My world view is best expressed by [this](http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181845p16871089.2.html) t-shirt that I bought last week.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/43 "2007-02-28T05:12:19Z")
Wash cold, tumble dry. No bleach.
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### Author:  [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/44 "2007-02-28T05:16:20Z")
YMMV.
-FrL-
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### Author:  [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/45 "2007-02-28T06:37:03Z")
Give me money.
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### Author:  [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/46 "2007-02-28T06:55:47Z")
Reminds me of another good life philosophy shirt for me:
[http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/copilottext.html](http://www.amorphia-apparel.com/designs/copilottext.html)
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/47 "2007-02-28T07:37:33Z")
In dog years, I’m dead.
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### Author:  [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/48 "2007-02-28T07:45:51Z")
Life ain’t digital.
Another one, but this is even nerdier:
In geometry, infinity is a real number.
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### Author:  [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/49 "2007-02-28T07:56:54Z")
My user name, or this:
And if they stare, just let them burn their eyes on you grooving.
And if they shout, don’t let it change a thing that you’re doing.
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/50 "2007-02-28T08:29:28Z")
[QUOTE=if6was9]
My user name, or this:
And if they stare, just let them burn their eyes on you grooving.
And if they shout, don’t let it change a thing that you’re doing.
[/QUOTE]
Ha! I know that song!
Shit. Now it’s stuck in my head.
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### Author:  [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/51 "2007-02-28T09:29:08Z")
Mine would be
front: don’t you eat that yellow snow
back: watch out where the huskies go
🆒
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### Author:  [@Nymphadora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymphadora)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/52 "2007-02-28T11:14:40Z")
We live in a Community
(George Costanza)
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### Author:  [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/53 "2007-02-28T12:08:51Z")
[QUOTE=gigi]
[Yikes.](http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Faith+hope+love/-/pv_design_details/pg_12/id_8001502/opt_/fpt __P___________ Dc_PXi __FD___ ah/c_362/)
[/QUOTE]
I’m _so_ buying one of those.
As for me, I’d have either something like “Maximum good for maximum number” or, more graphically, an image of dozens of extremely happy people of various genders, ages and ethnicities having a wild sexual orgy. Yep, that sums it up.
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### Author:  [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/54 "2007-02-28T13:35:47Z")
“Happiness is good.”
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### Author:  [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/55 "2007-02-28T14:05:26Z")
With apologies to Terry Pratchett:
**There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.
Someone who knows that knows everything they need to know about people.**
Cynical? _Moi?_
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/56 "2007-02-28T15:17:48Z")
Oh, I suppose [I have a ready answer for this one](http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1970/joycetshirtio7.jpg).
Nobody understands me.
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### Author:  [@DurbBook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DurbBook)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/57 "2007-02-28T15:27:01Z")
Eating people is wrong.
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### Author:  [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/58 "2007-02-28T15:37:34Z")
All Bleeding Stops
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### Author:  [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/59 "2007-02-28T18:14:07Z")
Perspective is Everything.
The customer is right, until they are out of sight.
Seeking my bliss.
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### Author:  [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-sum-up-your-life-philosophy-on-a-t-shirt/393931/60 "2007-03-01T02:44:20Z")
[QUOTE=DurbBook]
Eating people is wrong.
[/QUOTE]
But people have always eaten people!
[sub]What else is there to eat?[/sub]
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