# How would you wish Elizabeth a happy birthday?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-wish-elizabeth-a-happy-birthday/940454 "2021-04-21T13:56:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2021, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-wish-elizabeth-a-happy-birthday/940454/1 "2021-04-21T13:56:33Z")

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The Queen turns 95 today. Her beloved husband’s body is barely cold, so there’s not much to celebrate. So how to greet her on this day?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-wish-elizabeth-a-happy-birthday/940454/2 "2021-04-21T14:00:36Z")

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Rock on, Queen!

Wishing you many birthday slurps from your corgis and dorgis.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2021, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-wish-elizabeth-a-happy-birthday/940454/3 "2021-04-21T14:15:11Z")

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Congratulations to you on your Birthday. It is never to late to make amends with your family, to learn new ways of thinking and set a proper example.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-wish-elizabeth-a-happy-birthday/940454/4 "2021-04-21T18:38:13Z")

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Congratulations and Condolences!

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-would-you-wish-elizabeth-a-happy-birthday/940454/5 "2021-04-21T22:12:08Z")

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Hire Tom Jones to sing Delilah to the Queen.

Happy Birthday your Majesty