# How'd Miley Cyrus get so skanky so quick? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 26, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741 "2012-01-26T16:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/1 "2012-01-26T16:00:16Z")
I can’t recall seeing a teen star that is so determined to get skanky and slutty. She barely turns 18 and starts getting tats. TMZ constantly catches photos of her obviously bra less. Check out the birthday cake lick. (click for uncensored image) Really classy. :rolleyes: > **[Miley Cyrus Goes to Town on Birthday Penis Cake](https://www.tmz.com/2012/01/25/miley-cyrus-penis-cake-photos/?adid=hero2)** > > Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam's birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel ... just plain inadequate. Even when I was in college I never liked being around this kind of nasty, vulgarity. You have to respect yourself first before anyone else will. Show some fuc\*ing class Miley. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/2 "2012-01-26T16:03:28Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/3 "2012-01-26T16:06:36Z")
Just kidding around and having fun with sex. She’s old enough. Don’t see anything particularly awful here. Or even attention-worthy, if it weren’t a celebrity. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/4 "2012-01-26T16:07:44Z")
You read TMZ for the class? ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/5 "2012-01-26T16:12:51Z")
Braless!? Well I never! _swoons dead away at the vulgarity_ Have you considered that your ideas are a bit old fashioned. Not wearing old-fogey-approved undergarments =/= whore of babylon. ---
**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/6 "2012-01-26T16:14:58Z")
If my nineteen yr old is licking a d^%$ cake…then it’s pretty clear that I’m taking the “L” as a father… Reminds me to drop another hug and kiss on the twelve yr old… Funny she’s really turned off by Miley now… Commented that she thinks she’s sleazy and out of control… ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/7 "2012-01-26T16:16:04Z")
I enjoy some of TMZ’s gossip. A lot of it is silly and harmless. But a major teen star acting this skanky is just nasty. I can understand having fun at a birthday party. But she knew cameras were there. Those were carefully posed pictures. She knew these photos would be published. That’s just so disrespectful to herself and her family. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/8 "2012-01-26T16:17:22Z")
And you. Don’t forget you, because clearly Miley Cyrus should never do anything that you might disapprove of. Well, it turns out that I can be driven to defend even Miley Fucking Cyrus, in the face of enough ridiculous one-handed slut-shaming. Learn something every day. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/9 "2012-01-26T16:25:16Z")
If it disturbs her sanctimonious, hypocritical dad, who are we to object? ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/10 "2012-01-26T16:25:42Z")
what I don’t understand is why she’s featured - nay allowed to sing one of my favorite Dylan songs on a new compilation CD called “Chimes”. all Dylan covers, proceeds to Amnesty International - oh wait, maybe that’s why she was included. get the skanks to support a good cause. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/11 "2012-01-26T16:31:10Z")
Its painfully obvious she’s the next Lindsay Lohan. Its only a matter of time before she gets picked up and busted for drugs. Then the whole cycle of court appearances and rehab. I’ve seen this dance so many times in the past twenty-five years. One wrecked life after another. Its such a sad thing to see coming. At least Lindsay was in her twenties before she went crazy. Miley just turned 19. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/12 "2012-01-26T16:36:41Z")
isn’t this the standard marketing plan for these little twerps? All innocent and nice up to 18, then start trashing them up to try to appeal to an older audience. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/13 "2012-01-26T16:37:17Z")
If she didn’t do that, then who would you have to judge? ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/14 "2012-01-26T16:40:35Z")
Meh, turns out famous nineteen-year-olds are still nineteen years-old. (makes note not to invite **aceplace57** to any bachelor/ette parties) (and also to remind him/her to never google “dickerdoodle”) ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/15 "2012-01-26T16:42:58Z")
What do you mean, “so quick”? There have been hints of this sort of fun for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/16 "2012-01-26T16:44:56Z")
Newsflash: Teenager with more money than sense turns into skank. Film at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/17 "2012-01-26T16:45:51Z")
What I want to know is, why is somebody named Liam getting a penis-shaped birthday cake? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/18 "2012-01-26T16:53:31Z")
I don’t know how it happened so quick, but suddenly I like her a lot more. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/19 "2012-01-26T16:59:25Z")
I recall seeing Miley and her parents on some TV show a while back and thinking, oh my God, these people are the real-life Beverly Hillbillies. Mom and Dad seem like dyed-in-the-wool rednecks who did not change in the least after lucking into a shit-load of money. They just upgraded to a big ol’ trailer without wheels in a neighboorhood with actual paved streets, and they can afford all the tattoos they want now. It’s not really surprising that their daughter would pick up the same sensibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741/20 "2012-01-26T17:07:55Z")
She inherited it from her parental units. Besides she is a Disney child actor and lots of them have problems when they grow up (Britney Spears, etc). There may also be something about fame that attracts people who will be more outlandish and self destruct more than the rest of us working stiffs. I remember one of the members of The doors speculating that about Jim Morrison. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/howd-miley-cyrus-get-so-skanky-so-quick/610741.md?page=2)