# How's yer wiener? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333 "2008-02-12T20:58:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/1 "2008-02-12T20:58:46Z")
I wanted to give those of us who can’t seem to stop talking about our wieners over in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=455032) a chance to get some satisfaction without continuing to hijack things over there. Shoot! ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/2 "2008-02-12T21:26:58Z")
Huh. I figured this for a re-posting of [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=455279) where everybody is talking about wieners. More or less. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/3 "2008-02-12T21:32:03Z")
It would appear wieners are on the tips of a lot of people’s tongues today. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/4 "2008-02-12T21:38:42Z")
Skin-on, natural casing all-beef dog. Vienna Beef, Chicago Red Hots, Nathans all are fine by me. I like stuff like Hebrew National as well, but kosher dogs don’t have natural casings, and I prefer the nice “snap” of a properly cooked natural casing hot dog. At it’s very simplest, a dog with mustard only suits me fine. My usual collection of toppings is mustard, onion, relish (sweet or dill, I don’t care), and pickled sport peppers. If there’s celery salt, a dash of that is nice, too, but not required. edit: However, I will admit, when I’m in New York, I get a dog with kraut on it. When I’m in Detroit, I’ll try one of them Coney dogs with chili, mustard, and onion. Whatever the prevailing hot dog tradition is of the locality I’m visiting, I will stick to that. Although I draw the line at ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/5 "2008-02-12T22:16:40Z")
> [@](#): > > How’s yer wiener? Long and hairy, hard to carry. 🙂 I kid. I kid. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/6 "2008-02-12T22:56:20Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Long and hairy, hard to carry. 🙂 I kid. I kid. [/QUOTE] Dude, you have hair on your weiner? I mean, I’m a man’s man and all, but I’m still not packing any Teen Wolf meat. Jeez… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/7 "2008-02-12T23:02:46Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] It would appear wieners are on the tips of a lot of people’s tongues today. [/QUOTE] Wieners do have a way of getting in everybody’s face. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/8 "2008-02-12T23:04:13Z")
> [@](#): > > How’s yer wiener? But it’s thin red line of ketchup when you put it on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/9 "2008-02-12T23:36:56Z")
I’m going to say something that might change lives here. Natural casing, not necessarily kosher, but always _smoked_. Seriously–put a high-quality dog on a smoker at 200-220 with hickory chips for about an hour, and you will taste heaven. Finish it with a toasted bun, Stadium mustard, and minced onions. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/10 "2008-02-13T00:21:44Z")
My wiener likes to give kisses. [What?](http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w122/pimaspinner/Art%20Pics/bf_1_b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/11 "2008-02-13T00:25:11Z")
Eew! Weiner slobber! ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hows-yer-wiener/437333/12 "2008-02-13T05:08:41Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Eew! Weiner slobber! [/QUOTE] You just have to remember to keep your mouth closed. :o