# http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_090.html

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [May 10, 1999, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/http-www-straightdope-com-classics-a1_090-html/119 "1999-05-10T05:15:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 1999, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/http-www-straightdope-com-classics-a1_090-html/119/1 "1999-05-10T05:15:00Z")

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HEY!!  
Who’s taking liberties with the Master’s prose? “Why do we itch? - why do we twitch? -  
is Hillary Clinton”  
Sheesh. At least Cecil would have treated us to an exposition on Wiccan First Ladies!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 1999, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/http-www-straightdope-com-classics-a1_090-html/119/2 "1999-06-30T19:42:00Z")

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Good, I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Has the Straight Dope been hacked? I sent in a message to webmaster and to cecil, so I’ll wait and see what, if anything, happens.