# Huckabee hates America

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 10, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484 "2007-12-10T16:06:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/301 "2007-12-13T20:35:37Z")

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“Impeach God!” My latest bumper sticker. Well, maybe if I had a car. Howzabout one of you guys does it, let me know how that works out for you?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/302 "2007-12-13T22:06:22Z")

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Since an impeachment is a trial, isn’t that what people are doing constantly on a daily basis?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/303 "2007-12-13T22:14:47Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
“Impeach God!” My latest bumper sticker. Well, maybe if I had a car. Howzabout one of you guys does it, let me know how that works out for you?  
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Well, see, it was done already, right down to a trial and mocking parodies of high office accompanying the punishment.

I don’t think God came out of that looking too poorly, compared to his judges.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/304 "2007-12-13T22:15:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
Since an impeachment is a trial, isn’t that what people are doing constantly on a daily basis?  
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Yeah, but did God get a blowjob?

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**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/305 "2007-12-13T22:19:26Z")

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If He can create a rock so heavy He can’t lift it, you must acquit.

OK, maybe that one needs some work.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/306 "2007-12-13T22:23:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr. Moto]  
…I don’t think God came out of that looking too poorly, compared to his judges.  
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I know what you’re up to, you’re trying to con me into some pun along the lines of “the prosecution really nailed him on that one.” But I’m not gonna. Nosir! I have standards, sir! Standards!

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/307 "2007-12-13T22:24:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Maeglin]  
Yeah, but did God get a blowjob?  
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Boy you people really \*do \* think Clinton was God.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huckabee-hates-america/429484/308 "2007-12-13T22:36:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
Boy you people really \*do \* think Clinton was God.  
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Doesn’t everyone?

For Clinton so loved the world, that he gave the fruit of his loins to whoseoever sucketh on him…

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