Huckabee hates America

“Impeach God!” My latest bumper sticker. Well, maybe if I had a car. Howzabout one of you guys does it, let me know how that works out for you?

Since an impeachment is a trial, isn’t that what people are doing constantly on a daily basis?

Well, see, it was done already, right down to a trial and mocking parodies of high office accompanying the punishment.

I don’t think God came out of that looking too poorly, compared to his judges.

Yeah, but did God get a blowjob?

If He can create a rock so heavy He can’t lift it, you must acquit.

OK, maybe that one needs some work.

I know what you’re up to, you’re trying to con me into some pun along the lines of “the prosecution really nailed him on that one.” But I’m not gonna. Nosir! I have standards, sir! Standards!

Boy you people really *do * think Clinton was God.

Doesn’t everyone?

For Clinton so loved the world, that he gave the fruit of his loins to whoseoever sucketh on him…