# Hucking And Bucking But No Fucking - Poor Chicken

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658 "2006-06-06T18:55:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jebus\_H.Christ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Jebus\_H.Christ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus_H.Christ)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/1 "2006-06-06T18:55:45Z")

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Burger King just let that chicken fuck. Everyone knows what you are doing. What’s next Big Ducking Chicken? Or Big Mucking Chicken? Or (this one would actually be cool) Big Clucking Chicken?

I don’t know why I hate these commericals so much, but I do.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/2 "2006-06-06T19:01:52Z")

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This is almost, but not quite, as good as [I burning your dog](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=203185), the dearly departed **thaidog** ’s magnum opus.

IOW, what the fuck are you talking about?

Robin

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/3 "2006-06-06T19:07:54Z")

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> [@Jebus H. Christ](#):
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> I don’t know why I hate these commericals so much, but I do.

It’s their logic and grammer, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/4 "2006-06-06T19:10:57Z")

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Me, I watch 'em for the spelling.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/5 "2006-06-06T19:13:13Z")

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I laughed and laughed the first time I saw that commercial. And then I passed the mushrooms to **Jebus** and he started this thread.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/6 "2006-06-06T19:14:18Z")

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> [@Jebus H. Christ](#):
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> Burger King just let that chicken fuck.

Wow, you’re like the Moses of chicken fornication.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/7 "2006-06-06T19:21:26Z")

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> [@Jebus H. Christ](#):
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> Everyone knows what you are doing.

But no one knows what _you_ are saying. I’m guessing this is in reference to a BK commercial?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/8 "2006-06-06T19:47:38Z")

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Just as an aside, anyone who hasn’t seen the commercial in question, it can be found over on [youtube.com](http://youtube.com); search for “Burger King Buckin Chicken”.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/9 "2006-06-06T19:53:59Z")

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Heh. Buckin’ rhymes with fuckin’. I get it. Good one **Jebus**.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/10 "2006-06-06T19:58:13Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Wow, you’re like the Moses of chicken fornication.

Hah!

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**Author:** ![Jebus\_H.Christ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Jebus\_H.Christ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jebus_H.Christ)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/11 "2006-06-06T21:05:16Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> Heh. Buckin’ rhymes with fuckin’. I get it. Good one **Jebus**.

It’s Burger King’s stupid joke.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/12 "2006-06-06T22:27:28Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Wow, you’re like the Moses of chicken fornication.

Where is your God now, Cock!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/13 "2006-06-06T22:48:04Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Wow, you’re like the Moses of chicken fornication.

“Let my penis go!”

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/14 "2006-06-06T22:56:12Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> “Let my penis go!”

Oh… is that yours? My bad. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/15 "2006-06-06T22:59:05Z")

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“Big Muckin’ Chicken” would be good; ties into the poker boom.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/16 "2006-06-07T02:42:14Z")

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Well, I was going to post “Let my people COME!” but it seems redundant, now.

I, too, thought they were funny. Stupid, but funny that they made it to air.

Buck this, chickenbucker!

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**Author:** ![Cynical\_Optimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cynical\_Optimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cynical_Optimist)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/17 "2006-06-07T12:13:14Z")

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You’d rather they brought Hootie back to sing about the Chicken Ranch? Maybe they can save the Fucking Chicken (or Subserviant Chicken) for cable TV…

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/18 "2006-06-07T16:51:08Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Just as an aside, anyone who hasn’t seen the commercial in question, it can be found over on [youtube.com](http://youtube.com); search for “Burger King Buckin Chicken”.

Thanks for the tip, I’m glad I didn’t have to be interrupted from a perfectly good TV show to watch that. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/19 "2006-06-07T18:13:21Z")

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HA! When Burger King initially released that commercial the tempo was much faster. The first time my daughter and I saw it we looked at each other and busted out laughing. At that tempo it sounded exactly as if the words were “Big fuckin’ chicken”. That, along with the “cowboy” riding an enormous chicken rodeo style, made it hilarious! Now that the tempo has been slowed down (and the word “buckin” seems to be better enunciated) the commercial is not nearly as entertaining.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hucking-and-bucking-but-no-fucking-poor-chicken/359658/20 "2006-06-07T18:57:08Z")

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I think it’s disturbing, though not as disturbing as The King. The King, of course, is the devil.

Anyway, the apparently downtempo vsn. is the only one I’m familiar with. It’s got a corny lite-rock love-ballad sound to it, and riding the big 'uckin chicken obviously has the, uh, 'ucking riding a big chicken subtext to it. BK has got the creepiest adds around, if you ask me. Bleagh.

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