# Huerta88 - your handle hurts you

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 26, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344 "2006-05-26T17:52:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/21 "2006-05-26T18:45:07Z")

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Oh thanks so much, **Squink**. Now I won’t be able to see **Bricker** ’s name without thinking of crushed camel testicles. Eeewwww.

I think this thread has fought some ignorance that I’d actually rather have retained. I’m getting out of here before it happens again. 😉

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/22 "2006-05-26T18:48:17Z")

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I vaguely recall him saying it was his high-school football jersey number, or something.

In any case, it’s a lucky number in the Far East (well, 8 is, but running a bunch of them together is extra-special or something).

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/23 "2006-05-26T18:51:22Z")

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[NAZI!!](http://users3.ev1.net/~rfet/swchpics/ig88.jpg)

I’ve never heard this before. '88 is when I graduated high school - maybe Huerta is my age.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/24 "2006-05-26T19:05:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Dooku]  
I’ve never heard this before. '88 is when I graduated high school - maybe Huerta is my age.  
[/QUOTE]  
Apparently you missed the (couple of) times when we were invaded by Stormfronters.

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**Author:** ![Dog80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Dog80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dog80)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/25 "2006-05-26T19:12:09Z")

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It’s good I was born in 1980 instead of 1988. Can you imagine me having the handle Dog88? The Horror!

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**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/26 "2006-05-26T19:21:14Z")

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Consider me whooshed. Are there any _other_ numbers I should watch out for? 😕 Is my post count offending anyone? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/27 "2006-05-26T19:24:42Z")

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[QUOTE=CynicalGabe]  
Since I’m at work, I thought I’d share a part of the chart of “Recognizing Hate Symbols” titled “numeric codes”, in case anyone cares, or doesn’t believe that 88 is a neo-nazi affiliated code.  
[…]  
4/20 - Hitler’s Bday.

[/QUOTE]

Wow, so all those stoners are actually neo-nazis! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/28 "2006-05-26T19:27:08Z")

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Did you know that if you take all of Huerta88’s posts and run the Bible Code algorithm on them, you find the major plot points of every episode of _Blossom_?

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/29 "2006-05-26T19:36:20Z")

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[QUOTE=davenportavenger]  
Well, Nazism is the first thing I think of when I see 88, and I do think it shades his posts a little. Not that he should “have” to change it, but yeah, it’s my first connotation.  
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Eh? That’s a little harsh. Let’s wait until we hear from him until we cast aspertions. This is a none subtle way of tarring the poster just because you don’t agree with his posts.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/30 "2006-05-26T19:44:32Z")

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In case it wasn’t obvious, I do not remotely entertain the belief that **Huerta88** is a Nazi sympathizer or otherwise enamored of the phrase “Heil Hitler.”

I’m just saying that, as ridiculous as the notion is, he idea that ‘88’ is code for neo-Nazism has some currency and I invite Huerta to consider how, if he wishes to at all, he might counteract that.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/31 "2006-05-26T19:46:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Nanoda]  
Consider me whooshed. Are there any _other_ numbers I should watch out for? 😕 Is my post count offending anyone? :dubious:  
[/QUOTE]

[http://www.adl.org/hate\_symbols/numbers.asp](http://www.adl.org/hate_symbols/numbers.asp)

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**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/32 "2006-05-26T19:46:51Z")

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I have to hijack here to tell a funny nazi story.

When I was younger, and much more objectionable, I was into MUDs (for you uninitiated, that’s an internet version of a text-based D&D type of game). Anyhow, for one of them, I chose the name “Himmler” simply because I had been listening to Denis Leary’s “No Cure for Cancer” cd and wondered how many people would find this name offensive.

So I signed on, applied for the name Himmler, and it didn’t take long for an admin of some sort to contact me and tell me that someon people had a problem with my name.

Innocently, I asked “What’s wrong with it?”

The reply was classic…

“It sounds a little bit too much like Hitler”

Joe  
(Not a Nazi supporter in any way)

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/33 "2006-05-26T19:53:30Z")

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Heh. In college I majored in German in a one year submersion program up in Bemidji, Minnesota. We had spring break and a group of us went to a friend’s cabin in southwestern Minnesota.

We were going in and out of German the whole weekend and thought it’d be fun to go out to eat and pretend we’re from Germany and that we don’t speak English very well. We got quite the cold shoulder from the employees there and just chalked it up to them not liking foreigners… until one of us went to use the restroom. He came back out and told the rest of the table that there seems to be quite the neo-nazi movement in town and that there were swastikas and anti-semitic stuff all over the bathroom walls, stalls, ceiling, everywhere. Oops.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/34 "2006-05-26T19:55:06Z")

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Uh, oh. My sister’s birthday is 4/20. Guess we need to disown her. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/35 "2006-05-26T19:58:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher]  
Apparently you missed the (couple of) times when we were invaded by Stormfronters.  
[/QUOTE]

Oh, I remember. I just don’t remember their user names or much else of their diarrhea - just that they were invading us…in color!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/36 "2006-05-26T20:01:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
In any case, it’s a lucky number in the Far East .  
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Ah, that explains it. For a while there I had thought that Nazi sympathizers had stealthily snuck into the neighborhood disguised as Chinese grocers.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/37 "2006-05-26T20:02:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Bricker]  
In case it wasn’t obvious, I do not remotely entertain the belief that **Huerta88** is a Nazi sympathizer or otherwise enamored of the phrase “Heil Hitler.”

I’m just saying that, as ridiculous as the notion is, he idea that ‘88’ is code for neo-Nazism has some currency and I invite Huerta to consider how, if he wishes to at all, he might counteract that.  
[/QUOTE]

When I see your name, it calls to mind the phrase “thick as a brick,” in other words, incredibly stupid. While I don’t remotely entertain the belief that you are in fact incredibly stupid, I would invite you to consider how you might wish to counteract the impression your name gives.

I’ll give you a hint: this thread ain’t it.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/38 "2006-05-26T20:03:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Dog80]  
It’s good I was born in 1980 instead of 1988. Can you imagine me having the handle Dog88? The Horror!  
[/QUOTE]

I guess people would think you were a Rottweiler or a German Shepherd.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/39 "2006-05-26T20:12:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Squink]  
\*\*[Bricker](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camel+bricker&defid=1199400)

[/QUOTE]  
**Bricker** - your handle hurts _me!_  
da-amn, I’m going to cross my legs everytime I see your name now.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huerta88-your-handle-hurts-you/358344/40 "2006-05-26T20:13:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Colibri]  
When I see your name, it calls to mind the phrase “thick as a brick,” in other words, incredibly stupid. While I don’t remotely entertain the belief that you are in fact incredibly stupid, I would invite you to consider how you might wish to counteract the impression your name gives.

I’ll give you a hint: this thread ain’t it.  
[/QUOTE]

Really?

Despite the fact that several others have acknowledged that the ‘88’ handle does convey the impression I’m talking about?

Why?

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