# HUGE porn star Raul Armenteros busted for cruelty to animals
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 16, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242 "2011-07-16T14:27:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/1 "2011-07-16T14:27:17Z")
[Story here](http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/14/bang-bus-porn-star-ramon-raul-armenteros-hot-van-locked-miami-roosters-guinea-hens-goats/)
I do not want to know what he planned on doing to them.
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### Author:  [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/2 "2011-07-16T18:42:22Z")
Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him _au naturel_, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck.
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/3 "2011-07-17T09:16:59Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#):
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> Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him _au naturel_, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck.
Eye of the beholder . . . I think he’s hot.
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### Author:  [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/4 "2011-07-17T09:34:17Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#):
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> Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him _au naturel_, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck.
There are usually two reasons why a none too attractive guy manages to have a porn career:
-he started his own thing/site. And if he’s good at finding hot porn girls, he’ll have a career.
-he’s got a huge dick
In this case, it’s the huge dick.
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### Author:  [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/5 "2011-07-17T10:55:39Z")
So he’s a huge dick with a huge dick. Why the hell would someone have that combination of animals in a van anyway?
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### Author:  [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/6 "2011-07-17T11:33:19Z")
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> So he’s a huge dick with a huge dick. Why the hell would someone have that combination of animals in a van anyway?
IIRC, he’s of Caribbean descent and the “show” is based out of Miami.
So, WAG - Santeria rituals?
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### Author:  [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/7 "2011-07-17T13:07:53Z")
> [@Smapti](#):
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> IIRC, he’s of Caribbean descent and the “show” is based out of Miami.
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> So, WAG - Santeria rituals?
Probably just dinner actually. Not all at once mind you.
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### Author:  [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/8 "2011-07-17T13:18:53Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#):
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> Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him _au naturel_, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck.
He’s not bad looking.
> [@Smapti](#):
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> IIRC, he’s of Caribbean descent and the “show” is based out of Miami.
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> So, WAG - Santeria rituals?
Exactly what I thought when I read it.
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### Author:  [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/9 "2011-07-17T16:11:43Z")
Y’know, some of us read the Dope on an iPod, and a link to TMZ only brings you to their front page. Would it kill you to put the slightest summary of the story in the OP?:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/10 "2011-07-17T16:12:52Z")
> [@singular1](#):
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> Y’know, some of us read the Dope on an iPod, and a link to TMZ only brings you to their front page. Would it kill you to put the slightest summary of the story in the OP?:rolleyes:
Would it kill you to get a real computer?
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### Author:  [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/11 "2011-07-17T17:04:46Z")
It’s only polite to post a summary in the opening post rather than requiring people to click on a link.
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### Author:  [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/12 "2011-07-17T17:17:43Z")
I had no idea who Raul Armenteros was, then I read “Bang Bus,” and I thought, “Oh, that guy.”
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/13 "2011-07-17T19:14:07Z")
> [@Odesio](#):
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> It’s only polite to post a summary in the opening post rather than requiring people to click on a link.
Why? Because you were dying to find out about some kind of act of beastiality? The title contains enough information.
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### Author:  [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/14 "2011-07-17T19:42:46Z")
> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Would it kill you to get a real computer?
I was going to answer this in kind, but then I remembered I was an adult.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/15 "2011-07-17T20:07:23Z")
> [@singular1](#):
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> I was going to answer this in kind, but then I remembered I was an adult.
Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could make an exception in this case?
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/16 "2011-07-17T21:05:22Z")
> [@singular1](#):
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> Y’know, some of us read the Dope on an iPod, and a link to TMZ only brings you to their front page. Would it kill you to put the slightest summary of the story in the OP?:rolleyes:
Raul Armenteros is a performer on a pornographic website called Bang Bus. Armenteros and a friend had some animals (8 roosters, 4 guinea hens, 4 pigeons, 4 goats and 1 duck) in a van for unknown reasons. They parked the van and left it for awhile. This is in Miami and the temperature inside the van got pretty hot. Police found the van. One of the goats had died and the rest of the animals were seriously ill from the heat. Armenteros and his friend were arrested for animal cruelty and are currently out on bail.
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/17 "2011-07-17T21:11:32Z")
The goats were in plastic bags, also.
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### Author:  [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/18 "2011-07-17T21:11:47Z")
Come on! A male pornstar convicted of cruelty to cocks and you guys are bitchin about OP summaries?!?!
This should be pun heaven!
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### Author:  [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/19 "2011-07-17T21:17:58Z")
I don’t understand why the goats were in plastic bags. I don’t even understand where you get a plastic bag big enough to put a goat in. Unless these were very small or young goats. Anyway, that guy is hung like a mule.
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### Author:  [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [July 17, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/20 "2011-07-17T21:29:08Z")
> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Why? Because you were dying to find out about some kind of act of beastiality? The title contains enough information.
I apologize, TriPolar, when I peed in that bowl of Cheerio’s this morning I didn’t realize it was your bowl. I’ll be more careful next time.
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