# HUGE porn star Raul Armenteros busted for cruelty to animals **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242 "2011-07-16T14:27:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/21 "2011-07-17T21:41:34Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > I apologize, TriPolar, when I peed in that bowl of Cheerio’s this morning I didn’t realize it was your bowl. I’ll be more careful next time. I accept your apology. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/22 "2011-07-17T21:45:16Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **HUGE porn star Raul Armenteros busted for cruelty to animals** Just to clarify- in what sense are you using the word “huge” here? ---
**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/23 "2011-07-17T22:13:41Z")
Did anyone consider that he just wanted to set up a mobile petting zoo for all the children of Miami? What is this world coming to when everyone suspects the worst of an innocent porn star just because he has a couple of dead goats in the back of a windowless van? What a sad commentary on the world we live in. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/24 "2011-07-17T22:44:31Z")
BTW, the makeup of the menagerie does make it plausible there’d be Santeria/Palero activity involved; or else that was one HUGE cookout stupidly ruined. I am fascinated though by the single duck among all those other multiples of 4. (Does the BangBus get its insurance from AFLAC?:p) > [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Just to clarify- in what sense are you using the word “huge” here? Looking at the BangBus site there is no apparent big deal made about the males in the clips, the theme seems to be more of “look at what a slut she is”. Seeing as how until this thread I had not heard this dude’s name, he must be “huge” only among those within the trade who know his “work”, or else by objective tape measurement :D. Let’s face it, as a norm the men are NOT the “big stars” in porn. It’s always been very rare to get a Ron Jeremy or a John Holmes and it seems even rarer these days (and one would think Johnny would be _ **the** _ standard to judge “huge porn star” in every sense…). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/25 "2011-07-18T03:49:41Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > I am fascinated though by the single duck among all those other multiples of 4. [This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECODePT6VHM) should answer your question. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/26 "2011-07-18T04:27:23Z")
Maybe the animals were necessary for ritual sacrifice because more people were discovering Bang Bus’s [terrible secret](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RBMIL9mucE). ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/27 "2011-07-18T11:12:42Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Raul Armenteros is a performer on a pornographic website called Bang Bus. Armenteros and a friend had some animals (8 roosters, 4 guinea hens, 4 pigeons, 4 goats and 1 duck) in a van for unknown reasons. They parked the van and left it for awhile. This is in Miami and the temperature inside the van got pretty hot. Police found the van. One of the goats had died and the rest of the animals were seriously ill from the heat. Armenteros and his friend were arrested for animal cruelty and are currently out on bail. Thanks, Nemo. And I shouldn’t have been so snarky. oh, and :eek: ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/28 "2011-07-18T14:02:23Z")
> [@singular1](#): > > Y’know, some of us read the Dope on an iPod, and a link to TMZ only brings you to their front page. Would it kill you to put the slightest summary of the story in the OP?:rolleyes: > [@TriPolar](#): > > Would it kill you to get a real computer? > [@TriPolar](#): > > Why? Because you were dying to find out about some kind of act of beastiality? The title contains enough information. > [@singular1](#): > > I was going to answer this in kind, but then I remembered I was an adult. > [@TriPolar](#): > > Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could make an exception in this case? > [@Odesio](#): > > I apologize, TriPolar, when I peed in that bowl of Cheerio’s this morning I didn’t realize it was your bowl. I’ll be more careful next time. > [@TriPolar](#): > > I accept your apology. _Everyone_ needs to dial it \*way \*back. **twickster** , Cafe Society moderator ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/29 "2011-07-18T19:07:22Z")
Mmm, goatducken! ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/30 "2011-07-18T19:49:37Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > _Everyone_ needs to dial it \*way \*back. > > **twickster** , Cafe Society moderator Hey guys, sorry. But it looks like a really cool exchange in twix’ recap. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/31 "2011-07-18T22:02:50Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > Ew. I have never seen Bang Bus, but that guy is so freaking unattractive. The idea of seeing him _au naturel_, going at it with some gross porn starlet… just… yuck. Well, I wouldn’t care to see anyone with a _gross_ porn starlet. YMMV. Bang Bus motif is a couple of guys pick up random chicks, drive them around and persuade them to have sex - typically with money - and then drop them off in some random location, probably not where they wanted to go. They don’t use “porn starlets”. [QUOTE=JRDelirious] Looking at the BangBus site there is no apparent big deal made about the males in the clips, the theme seems to be more of “look at what a slut she is”. [/QUOTE] Correction: what a _dumb_ slut she is. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/32 "2011-07-18T22:11:53Z")
Sounds like he was planning to do a live-action version of the [Tibetan Memory Trick](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w52AS1q3kqM). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/33 "2011-07-19T01:04:13Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Bang Bus motif is a couple of guys pick up random chicks, drive them around and persuade them to have sex - typically with money - and then drop them off in some random location, probably not where they wanted to go. They don’t use “porn starlets”. I think you need to watch the linked video in friedo’s post. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/34 "2011-07-19T21:48:25Z")
Not on this machine. Maybe later. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/35 "2011-07-20T04:51:56Z")
Okay, watched it, and I guess we’re not communicating by different definitions. When I said “porn starletts”, I was referring to fake-boobed, over-makeuped, named stars. Because otherwise, what’s the difference between a regular-looking girl and a regular-looking girl in the back of bang bus? (Besides the obvious lack of clothes and activities.) But I don’t know what **miss elizabeth** meant by “gross porn starlett”, and that’s where it started. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/36 "2011-07-20T05:07:04Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > But I don’t know what **miss elizabeth** meant by “gross porn starlett”, and that’s where it started. 144 of them? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242/37 "2011-07-20T05:31:44Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > It’s only polite to post a summary in the opening post rather than requiring people to click on a link. You are correct sir. Not only due to not being able to click, but also due to not wanting to click on a link as posters here have linked to some bad sites. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/huge-porn-star-raul-armenteros-busted-for-cruelty-to-animals/589242.md?page=1)