# Hulk Hogans Real American Beer review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Tags:** beer\
**Created:** [August 27, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311 "2024-08-27T14:15:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/1 "2024-08-27T14:15:01Z")

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Here’s my rating from [Ratebeer](https://www.ratebeer.com/user/4000/beer-ratings/). It’s #1485 for me. Ratings are out of 5.

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\*Pours a _slightly_ darker straw color. Aroma is very grassy, very grainy. Looks very effervescent with a zillion bubbles floating up from the nucleation points. It did turn out to be quite over carbonated. \*

\*Some watery lacing on the glass. A light head does stay the duration to it’s credit. \*

_Some light hints of maltiness in in the aftertaste. But almost no hops or other bitter aftertaste. Very watery mouthfeel. 4.2%abv is chicken shit and $13.99 for a twelve pack is insane._

_Overall not horrible for a light beer (110 calories) but not particularly good either. If this is what passes for “REAL AMERICAN BEER” nowadays we are doomed._

_Prediction: This will not stay on the market long._

_Can._

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A 12 pack of Miller Lite goes for $9.99 on sale around here. This stuff is ridiculously over priced for what it is.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/2 "2024-08-27T14:54:03Z")

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You do good reviews. I tend to rate beers too highly, so I stopped even trying.

Cheers 🍻

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/3 "2024-08-27T16:16:06Z")

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1485 out of 5? Besides the fact that that’s awfully specific, it seems that the beer is either unbelievably good or unbelievably bad.

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/4 "2024-08-28T03:06:31Z")

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Who is the re-incarnation of [Billy Beer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Beer)?

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/5 "2024-08-28T03:12:06Z")

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Based on the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about a review Hulk Hogan did of a “real American beer.”  
I had no idea he had a brand.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/6 "2024-08-28T03:30:22Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> I had no idea he had a brand.

Complete with a racist tirade at its launch party!

> **[Hulk Hogan Threatens to Body Slam Kamala Harris in Disgusting Rant](https://newrepublic.com/post/185113/hulk-hogan-threatens-body-slam-kamala-harris-race)**
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> Hulk Hogan couldn’t help himself from questioning Kamala Harris’s racial identity as he threatened her.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/7 "2024-08-28T12:43:32Z")

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It looks like this is a new release. On Untappd it has just over 1000 ratings and all in the last month. The average score being 3.37 out of 5. You don’t have to write a comment to leave a score on Untappd. Those that left comments seem divided into two camps - beer fans who scored it low, and Hulk Hogan fans that scored it high.

A question for @pkbites - On Ratebeer do you have to write a review to leave a score? Can you “check in” beers without leaving a score or review just to serve as a reminder to yourself?

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/8 "2024-08-28T12:50:48Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> A 12 pack of Miller Lite goes for $9.99 on sale around here. This stuff is ridiculously over priced for what it is.

_\>Cries in Canadian\<_

Doug Fucking Ford ran for office, in part, on a “Buck a Beer” promise. That plan lasted about a month, for a few obscure beers that I don’t think I ever actually saw in a store. Even our cheap stuff is a lot more than that, and here you are complaining about _less_ than a buck a beer.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/9 "2024-08-28T12:54:10Z")

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> [@kferr](#):
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> Those that left comments seem divided into two camps - beer fans who scored it low, and Hulk Hogan fans that scored it high.

I’m guessing the second camp includes [Trump supporters.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ico2_fk3dGc)

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/10 "2024-08-28T14:54:52Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> > [@pkbites](#):
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> > A 12 pack of Miller Lite goes for $9.99 on sale around here. This stuff is ridiculously over priced for what it is.
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> _\>Cries in Canadian\<_
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> Doug Fucking Ford ran for office, in part, on a “Buck a Beer” promise. That plan lasted about a month, for a few obscure beers that I don’t think I ever actually saw in a store. Even our cheap stuff is a lot more than that, and here you are complaining about _less_ than a buck a beer.

$13.99 for this Hulk Hogan sweat is not less than a buck a beer. It’s more than Miller Lite which is a mainstream premium priced brew and even that is overpriced for what it is.

Need I remind you that I am in Wisconsin. Liquor and beer tax is among the lowest in the country. So if they’re charging $13.99 for it here I shudder to think what those in the cheeseless 49 are paying.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/11 "2024-08-28T15:00:14Z")

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> [@kferr](#):
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> A question for @pkbites - On Ratebeer do you have to write a review to leave a score? Can you “check in” beers without leaving a score or review just to serve as a reminder to yourself?

I don’t know. But I’ll know quite soon. My sister gave me a twelver of some stuff I think I’ve already had but neglected to rate. Going to try it this morning.

“Serve as a reminder to yourself” is exactly what I use RB for. If I come across a brew I don’t remember if I’ve had I check RB and I know if I’ve had it and how I liked it. Keeps me from repeating the same mistake twice.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/12 "2024-08-28T15:07:28Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> > [@kferr](#):
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> > A question for @pkbites - On Ratebeer do you have to write a review to leave a score? Can you “check in” beers without leaving a score or review just to serve as a reminder to yourself?
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> I don’t know. But I’ll know quite soon. My sister gave me a twelver of some stuff I think I’ve already had but neglected to rate. **Going to try it this morning**.

I work nights in case someone wants to get lippy about that. My body clock thinks it’s 10pm.

Rate Beer did not require any comments. I eventually left some but it isn’t required. Never tested that before after 22 years.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/13 "2024-08-28T15:10:40Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> I work nights in case someone wants to get lippy about that.

Shower beer on a weekend morning is totally acceptable in my home. As Kris Kristofferson said,

> And the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad  
> So I had one more for dessert

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/14 "2024-08-28T15:15:44Z")

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Wait? You consider Miller Lite a beer? How weird.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/15 "2024-08-28T15:31:57Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Wait? You consider Miller Lite a beer? How weird.

All light beer is an abomination unto nature.

Which makes the idea that Lite is one of the better ones an even more sickening thought.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/16 "2024-08-28T15:34:49Z")

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I tend to agree. Though an ice cold Yuengling Lite on a hot day isn’t terrible, I would far rather have a Yuengling or better yet a Yuengling Porter.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/17 "2024-08-28T15:46:31Z")

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Thanks for checking that out @pkbites. I’ve been on Untappd for 11 years and have 5530 unique check-ins there so won’t be switching to RB anytime soon.

I’m glad American lite beers haven’t made it to the UK, except Coors Light which is brewed here. I used to live in the US so know your pain. The problem we have here are mass produced lagers pretending to be continental but actually brewed here at a lower ABV than in their home countries. The latest example is Madri Excepional which pretends to be from Madrid, Spain but is actually brewed in Yorkshire.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/18 "2024-08-28T16:14:22Z")

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> [@kferr](#):
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> except Coors Light which is brewed here.

When I was in Ireland last year I noticed that if a pup had one American beer on tap, it was always Coors. I couldn’t understand why, but this probably explains it.

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/19 "2024-08-28T19:27:39Z")

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I haven’t seen this, but it’s pretty much what I’d expect. I mean, if Hulk Hogan is going to be a big positive marketing endorsement to someone in 2024, what sort of beer do you think they’ll drink?

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**Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hulk-hogans-real-american-beer-review/1006311/20 "2024-08-28T19:34:02Z")

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Never mind
