# Human bag of pig suet and sexual harassment Roger Ailes dead at 77. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 18, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942 "2017-05-18T17:25:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zoot\_Sutra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/51bf81/32.png) [@Zoot\_Sutra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoot_Sutra)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/1 "2017-05-18T17:25:49Z")
[I’m smiling so goddamn hard I’m going to need surgery to remove this grin](http://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/business/media/roger-ailes-dead.html)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/2 "2017-05-18T18:29:50Z")
I haven’t been so pleased since the death of Tony Scalia…maybe even Lee Atwater. Ailes was a much larger lump of pus than either of them, enabling Nixon’s comeback, Reagan’s election, and Trump. Fry, you fat shit. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/3 "2017-05-18T18:38:24Z")
He wasn’t part of Reagan’s election to President just the re-election that Reagan won by so much I doubt Ailes made any significant impact. However, his true sins are more than enough to condemn him. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/4 "2017-05-18T18:38:46Z")
A man who literally made the world a worse place and by a large measure at that. I’ll not shed a tear. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/5 "2017-05-18T18:50:05Z")
My grandmother advised that the correct procedure on the recently departed is not to say anything if one cannot say something nice. So, anyway, how about those Twins? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/6 "2017-05-18T19:03:32Z")
Will someone please tell me where he is going to be buried so I can go Piss on his grave. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/7 "2017-05-18T19:09:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > My grandmother advised that the correct procedure on the recently departed is not to say anything if one cannot say something nice. > > So, anyway, how about those Twins? I saw this posted on Reddit: "My mom told me to only speak good of the dead. Roger Ailes is dead. Good." ---
**Author:** ![ganthet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de0a6/32.png) [@ganthet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ganthet)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/8 "2017-05-18T19:12:59Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Will someone please tell me where he is going to be buried so I can go Piss on his grave. I heard they already tried an Indian burial ground thirty years ago when he choked on a swiss cake roll. This time, they might try someplace even worse - New Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/9 "2017-05-18T19:18:09Z")
My only regret on hearing the news of his passing is that his death wasn’t sooner and more painful. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/10 "2017-05-18T19:21:27Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > My only regret on hearing the news of his passing is that his death wasn’t sooner and more painful. Well at least he lasted long enough to disgrace Fox News and cost them a lot of money. If he died 12 months ago, he would have done all his evil without any penalty for Fox most likely. ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Time\_Hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9adbd/32.png) [@Old\_Time\_Hockey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Time_Hockey)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/11 "2017-05-18T19:21:50Z")
The first news I heard this morning was of the passing of Roger Ailes. I immediately thought this might be a great day, and felt somewhat guilty at having those thoughts. I found out about Chris Cornell a few seconds later, and felt very sad, the normal reaction one feels when someone decent passes on. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/12 "2017-05-18T19:32:12Z")
> [@Old\_Time\_Hockey](#): > > The first news I heard this morning was of the passing of Roger Ailes. I immediately thought this might be a great day, and felt somewhat guilty at having those thoughts. I found out about Chris Cornell a few seconds later, and felt very sad, the normal reaction one feels when someone decent passes on. Yeah…very sad. Cornell’s passing should not be marred by Ailes. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/13 "2017-05-18T19:35:14Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Well at least he lasted long enough to disgrace Fox News and cost them a lot of money. If he died 12 months ago, he would have done all his evil without any penalty for Fox most likely. You misunderstand. Much much much sooner than that. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/14 "2017-05-18T19:39:40Z")
Give my regards to the tenth bolgia of the eighth circle, Roger. ---
**Author:** ![darazusa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@darazusa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darazusa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/15 "2017-05-18T20:06:10Z")
autopsy shows roger ailes was, in reality, 14 % decomposed dingo’s kidneys. film at eleven. ---
**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/16 "2017-05-18T20:09:38Z")
I knew there would be a thread like this here. The Straight Dope - Where the classiest of the left show their true colors. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/17 "2017-05-18T20:19:39Z")
I always hope people like Roger Ailes live long enough to realize how much of a schmuck they have been. Also, it’s bad Karma to rejoice in someone’s death, no matter how vile, so I won’t be doing that. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/18 "2017-05-18T20:21:10Z")
After all, no man is an island. OK, I’m Donne here. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/19 "2017-05-18T20:26:55Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > I knew there would be a thread like this here. > > The Straight Dope - Where the classiest of the left show their true colors. Yes, you found a thread full of snark in the Pit. Outstanding detective work. If you would like to eulogize Roger Ailes, have at it. I certainly won’t stand in your way. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/20 "2017-05-18T20:49:11Z")
I’m shocked we got to fifteen posts before a noob doofus showed up. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942.md?page=2)