# Human bag of pig suet and sexual harassment Roger Ailes dead at 77. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 18, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942 "2017-05-18T17:25:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/101 "2017-05-21T13:30:05Z")
> [@Rick\_Sanchez](#): > > As a sign of respect, skirts at Fox News will be lowered to half-mast. His death left a great hole. …but his coffin was dropped into it with a satisfying thud. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/102 "2017-05-21T13:40:33Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Because I won’t rally around and rah rah rah!!! pissing on the grave of a guy that just died. What, in your opinion, is the proper amount of time to wait before pissing on the grave of a guy who just died? > [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Who’s hatred is born out of an irrational hatred for a news network you despise. I don’t think you know what the word “irrational” means. > [@HeweyLogan](#): > > The hypocrisy of it all is what gets me, if it wasn’t obvious. > > Exactly. No, it’s not obvious that what you are decrying is the hypocrisy, because you keep saying that it’s wrong to speak ill of the deceased (well, the recently-deceased, at least). You are talking out of both sides of your mouth and there’s at least one foot in there as well. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/103 "2017-05-21T13:46:43Z")
Missed the edit window: You are engaging in a pretty obvious attempt to claim the moral high ground so you can defend Roger Ailes to strangers on the internet. You must think this is a good way to spend your time and a good reputation to have, a good fight to fight, or you wouldn’t be doing this, right? This is something that you will look back on in 10 years and think “yeah, that was noble and a net positive thing I did, defending the reputation of a dead man I never met from the things being written by a group of people I never met; good on me”? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/104 "2017-05-21T14:37:49Z")
Nah, he won’t remember any of it. It all fades into the blur of hate and ignorance. Goddamned Liberals, making him hate like that! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/105 "2017-05-21T15:30:56Z")
Just know that I’m an incredible hypocrite with short term memory issues, so it’s quite possible I’m full of shit as well. (I think I actually said “good riddance” in an Aaron Hernandez thread, but I meant it in the most warm-hearted liberal way) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/106 "2017-05-22T12:55:43Z")
Ailes died as he lived, sheathed in fraudulence (specifically, in [stolen valor](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525538/Roger-Ailes-remembered-intimate-funeral-Saturday.html)): > [@](#): > > Ailes’ mahogany coffin was draped in the American flag when it was wheeled into and out of the church ---
**Author:** ![Esco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de053/32.png) [@Esco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esco)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/107 "2017-05-22T13:32:55Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > It’s nice that you admitted that Fox News is just opinion Have you watched CNN ever since Trump got elected?? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/108 "2017-05-22T14:56:46Z")
> [@Zoot\_Sutra](#): > > [I’m smiling so goddamn hard I’m going to need surgery to remove this grin](http://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/business/media/roger-ailes-dead.html)😃 All I got to say is “Good riddance motherfucker” ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/109 "2017-05-22T14:58:28Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > My grandmother advised that the correct procedure on the recently departed is not to say anything if one cannot say something nice. > > So, anyway, how about those Twins? "Fuck this ‘Don’t speak ill of the dead’ shit! People don’t become better when they are dead; you just talk about them as if they are. But it’s not true! People are still assholes, they are just dead assholes!” – Lemmy ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/110 "2017-05-22T15:06:25Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > Sean “The American Bilge Pump of Horse, Cow and Bull Shit” Hannity [states](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/roger-ailes-death-sean-hannity-issues-statement/ar-BBBgP6j), > > “On a personal note, were it not for Roger Ailes, I would not be the person I am today.” No, Hannity would still be a lying piece of shit. I’m pretty sure of it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/111 "2017-05-22T15:08:43Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > His death left a great hole. > > …but his coffin was dropped into it with a satisfying thud. That was a beautiful post. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/112 "2017-05-22T15:10:35Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Ailes died as he lived, sheathed in fraudulence (specifically, in [stolen valor](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4525538/Roger-Ailes-remembered-intimate-funeral-Saturday.html)): Yes, but it was a special, teflon flag, because the first five burst into flames on contact with his coffin. Inside which his heart is staked with a stake made of Lignum Vitae which had been blessed by the Pope, his head severed and his mouth filled with garlic. His feet removed and sealed in lead, his genitals severed, burned in a pottery kiln and the ashes mixed with holy water before being shoved up his anus. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/113 "2017-05-22T16:10:47Z")
A bit lax. I would prefer a more stringent regime of post-mortal hygiene. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/114 "2017-05-22T16:57:30Z")
Warning: his 17 year old son has said that [he is coming after his father’s detractors](http://www.newser.com/story/243092/ailes-teen-son-threatens-to-come-after-fathers-accusers.html) and that hell is coming with him. (Certainly Ailes and hell would seem allies.) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/115 "2017-05-22T17:00:03Z")
> [@Esco](#): > > Have you watched CNN ever since Trump got elected?? Yes, they have been much too kind to Trump. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/116 "2017-05-22T18:40:09Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > A bit lax. I would prefer a more stringent regime of post-mortal hygiene. He didn’t deserve a clean death. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/117 "2017-05-22T18:40:35Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Because I won’t rally around and rah rah rah!!! pissing on the grave of a guy that just died. Me neither. But that’s just because I hate standing in long queues. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Esco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de053/32.png) [@Esco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esco)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/118 "2017-05-22T20:49:48Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Yes, they have been much too kind to Trump Nothing like fair and objective journalism, huh?? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/119 "2017-05-22T22:12:12Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Me neither. But that’s just because I hate standing in long queues. 😃 I’d drink a six pack of Coors to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942/120 "2017-05-23T01:13:41Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Warning: his 17 year old son has said that [he is coming after his father’s detractors](http://www.newser.com/story/243092/ailes-teen-son-threatens-to-come-after-fathers-accusers.html) and that hell is coming with him. (Certainly Ailes and hell would seem allies.) I’m over here Zachary. Your father was an Imperial Turdsickle. Try not to trip over your own dick, pinhead. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-bag-of-pig-suet-and-sexual-harassment-roger-ailes-dead-at-77/786942.md?page=7)