# Human looking androids are here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 27, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388 "2005-07-27T09:59:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388/21 "2005-07-28T13:56:10Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I start rioting the day they assign me to clean the sexbots.

In my story Jetta 3000, about a female android sexbot purchased by a recently divorced man, the android is self-cleaning. Gave me the chance to write a neat little scene where she pulls out her vagina and mouth units and gives them a good scrubbing in the sink.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388/22 "2005-07-28T19:53:37Z")

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39 posts and no one mentioned the Man Hands.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388/23 "2005-07-28T19:54:43Z")

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:smack: 21 posts

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388/24 "2005-07-28T20:05:27Z")

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> [@Joey P](#):
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> 39 posts and no one mentioned the Man Hands.

18 posts about man hands coming up.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388/25 "2005-07-28T21:27:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I start rioting the day they assign me to clean the sexbots.

Just get two sexbots and have them give each other sponge baths.

[Quagmire]giggity-giggity-giggity[/Quagmire]

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/human-looking-androids-are-here/314388/26 "2005-07-28T21:40:28Z")

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I’m just surprised it isn’t wearing a school uniform.

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