Be my guest.
Must- fight- urge- Can’t- keep-control…
Be my guest! Be my guest!
Use the quote as you think best!
End your posts with my bon mot,
If you think it’s earned the spot,
Perhaps Dopers will be tickled pink,
chuckle and spew out their drinks!
Be my guest! Be my guest! Be my guest!
[sub]Not my charter member but my guest.[/sub]
Qadgop, once again you prove yourself cool beyond words. 
Are we not more akin to eczyma, seborrhea, or psoriasis, in that we often afflict the surface of the earth with suppurating encrustations?
Brilliant! I see this has been offered as a sig, and it would fit so well with my username, but I’m not a sig-type person. I hope someone takes it though, because it’s one I wouldn’t mind seeing again.
Is the hammer on the end table as well?
Frank: “It’s not normal!”
Hawkeye: “What’s normal, Frank?”
Frank: “Normal is everybody doing the same thing.”
Trapper: “What about individuality, Frank?”
Frank: “Individuality’s fine - as long as we all do it together.”
I don’ t ever want to hear you badmouthing cancer like that again.