I read Cecil’s article shortly after discovering straightdope so I knew how you guys would feel about it. That’s why I never posted this question before. Pretty much I am a bit dis-enchanted by Cecil’s smug self-righteousness regarding this issue (and a lot of issues). We are not apes. We have evolved. (Further, if you are a Christian who believes the Bible you pretty much have to agree that humans are naturally herbivores since Genesis say’s so.)
Anybody care to discuss the merits or the appropriateness of the “proof” Milton R. Mills has that we are herbivores? This seems pretty good evidence to me. How do you explain the physiological differences between us humans and omnivores? This is what the OP is about really, right?
Regarding our fearless leader’s take on this. I’m starting to get the impression that he is just a bit too smart for his own good. It appeares to me that he assumes all the necessary knowledge is already contained within his extensive cranium. He seemed to have made up his mind before he researching this discussion, if he researched it at all. Dr. Mills obviously did a tremendous amount of research (or at least study) to support his claims. Given two sides of a particular argument, which would you agree with, one that is based on conjecture and popular opinion, or one based on solid facts and research.
There are two popular arguments we use when we say humans are herbivores: 1) Humans vs. primates. 2) Humans vs. a generic herbivores. The first argument doesn’t work. Most if not all apes, monkeys, chimps, orangutans, etc. are indeed omnivores. But this fact is useless. We aren’t apes. We have evolved. You might want to say “but we are 99.4% similar to chimps”. So what? This includes junk DNA, which many researchers estimate is about 95%. How much of that 99.4% similarity is junk DNA? How much is left over when you remove the junk DNA? It seems reasonable to assume that if you remove the junk DNA the genetic similarity between humans and chimps would drop significantly. 'Nuff said. We aren’t chimps. They might be our closest relative in the animal kingdom, but there are quite enough differences to negate this argument.
So what about the other argument? This is the argument that Milton R. Mills discusses. Some of his points are irrelevent, like the size of the human jaw. We prepare our meat so we don’t need to cram our prey down our throats. We aren’t the classical omnivore any more than we are the classical herbivore. We have an enormous brain. We use tools and expertise to hunt (or gather - gather cows), not our bite or claws. Still, much of his argument is very valid.
Dr. Mills claims that we measure human body from the top of the head to the base of the spine. I’m sure we can all agree that this length is inappropriate. For one, the head doesn’t belong and another, a good portion of the digestive tract is below the spine. Nevertheless his human body length is fairly accurate. Removing the length of the head would even further his claim. But let’s just use the torso. Cecil used the distance from the mouth to anus. A reasonable measurement, but on smaller people this distance has to be less. I would say that the appropriate length of a human torso (sans head) is 2’-0" to 3’-0". Pessimistically in a smaller human the small intestine is 22’ long. A large human’s intestine is up to 30’ long. So… 22’/2’ = 11:1 and 30’/3’-0" = 10:1. Seems pretty long to me. Cecil just asssigned a generic and seemingly arbitrary intestine length to all humans, small and large. I seriously doubt a 7’ tall 350 pound man has a 23’ long small intestine. It would be nice to see some factual numbers here.
Cecil says that cellulose is the primary ingredient in plant matter. Dr. Mills discusses this as well, and in fact uses it as further proof that we are indeed herbivores. And if you read carefully, Cecil’s discussion about this cellulose argument doesn’t disprove that humans are herbivores at all. He first mentions ruminants (cud eaters) then says another option (but not the only other option) to break down the cellulose is an enlarged cecum. He doesn’t speak about the other methods by which certain other herbivores break down the cellulose. Mills does. Read his article and you will see.
Both discuss teeth. Cecil’s is only two sentences, concluding that “We’re equipped with an all-purpose set of ivories equally suited to liver and onions.” All-purpose hardly… Conclusion without evidence is what that is. Cecil should have backed up his statement as Dr. Mills does his. We don’t have true canine teeth. We don’t have the jaw strength to break bones. Read more of Dr. Mills article to understand more about how our teeth are different from omnivores’.
Personally I think we used to be herbivores but since we added meat to our diet we are in the process of evolving to an omnivore. So IMHO we are pseudo-omnivores, but still more herbivore than omnivore. We can eat both plant and animal, but we don’t need meat to survive, as true omnivores do. A lot of people point to the little critters living in our digestive tract and say “see? They digest animal matter better than plant matter. Their presence proves that we are omnivores.” I hope you guys can see how a supremely terribly very awful ILlogical argument that is, though I’m sure many of you believe it. The little critters evolve at an extremely high rate. MUCH faster than humans. They are effected by what we eat. They don’t control what we eat. They are not there just in case we eat the “proper” food. If we don’t feed them the food they need, they die. So, since they are there, it only proves that we have been eating meat. It doesn’t prove that we were designed to eat meat.
You raise a good point. However, with a few delicacy exceptions, we humans necessarily have to cook (most of) our meat. If we don’t we could very likely get very ill, possibly resulting in death. And our system finds uncooked meat difficult to digest. And cooking is unnatural. This supports my theory that we are evolving to suit the food we choose to eat. Our bodies are evolving to digest cooked meat.
I challenge you to do the same. Get away from Jain assumptions and open your mind to the possibility that we are herbivores. I have done this about omnivores and remain convinced that we are herbivores. Just imagine it for a bit. Then examine the evidence from that point of view. Read Dr. Mill’s article from the perspective that we are herbivores. Keep an open mind. I’m positive that if you can imagine it while you examine the evidence, you will easily convince yourself that we are truly herbivores, even after you stop imagining it. Prove me wrong. Keep an open mind. This isn’t some difficult argument like “does God exist” or “is a fetus a child.” This is something that we can back up with scientific evidence. Dr. Mills gave his. Cecil did a bad job of giving his. Anyone care to try to outdo Cecil?