Ok try this one.
What did the snail say while riding on the turtles back?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!! 
Humour hardly needs a victim but helps when they rise to the occasion. 
I’m so sorry but I’ve been holding that back all day.
Don’t feel bad. The very best minds in the world have spent all of history trying to figure out why we have humor and what makes things history, without a firm and agreed-upon conclusion. We have some smart people on this board, but a pride of Heideggers we ain’t, so I doubt we’ll make a significant dent either.
Speaking of whom, he’s a boozy begger who can drink you under the table.
Uh, “…why we have humor and what makes things funny.”
Stop laughing at me. I’m the victim here. 