# Hun, Please tell me your mom will throw you out for having a boyfriend \_before\_ I become your first

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 5, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hun-please-tell-me-your-mom-will-throw-you-out-for-having-a-boyfriend-_before_-i-become-your-first/630522 "2012-08-05T15:09:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hun-please-tell-me-your-mom-will-throw-you-out-for-having-a-boyfriend-_before_-i-become-your-first/630522/35 "2012-08-06T00:00:54Z")

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Honesty is the best policy.

Actually, stike that. Using a condom is the best policy.

Honesty is the next best policy.

Just do what Northern Piper advises. He’s wise.

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