Hung like a mule?

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i’ve always said “hung like a zebra”. because, when you first see one in that state, you think-

“aww, poor mutant animal! you have five… legs… oh.”

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Spritle, if that is the video that I’ve seen, that’s not a mule at all, it’s a donkey. If you can’t tell the difference between a donkey and a mule we’re in trouble. A donkey is much smaller than a mule. A mule (like a horse) doing the same thing would easily kill you.