Hungry hyenas circling me

What did you do to piss off the local chieftain that you would be sentenced to such a cruel and unusual punishment? This sounds like something out of The Naked Prey. I’m glad they let you go after you showed your mettle by surviving the night.

[Jack Palance]
They crap bigger’n you.
[/Jack Palance]

I was amazed to read this bit of Naked Prey trivia; The script was originally a true historical incident about a trapper named John Colter being pursued by Blackfoot Indians in Wyoming, but lower shooting costs, tax breaks and material and logistical assistance offered by South Africa convinced Cornel Wilde and the other producers to shoot the film there.

Awesome movie though and a just analogy. Now, who’s up for making the historically accurate film?