# "HUNTING HITLER" on the History Channel

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 17, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862 "2015-10-17T01:41:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/21 "2015-10-18T01:01:13Z")

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> [@northporlarbear](#):
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> As someone who personally don’t have anything against them, I would rather side with Hitler than Jews aside from the unforeseen war crimes due to the lack of complete control over the camps.

I cannot read this post as anything other than trolling. Warning issued and we will be discussing your future posting privileges.

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**Author:** ![northporlarbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7bcc69/32.png) [@northporlarbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/northporlarbear)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/22 "2015-10-18T01:21:49Z")

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I read books & records in terms of these.

[links taken out]

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/23 "2015-10-18T01:24:09Z")

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Thanks for playing.

And now back to your regularly scheduled topic.

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/24 "2015-10-18T01:35:16Z")

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Be vewwwy quiet. I’m hunting Hitwers.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/25 "2015-10-18T13:42:06Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> So, is he spry for a 126 year old man who has been dead for a very long time?

They say that on a moonless night… the SS brought him back to life… through fiendish music… Straight From HELL…!

[NSFW LINK! Scary Zombie Music! Cover Your Ears!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/26 "2015-10-18T18:03:14Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> So, is he spry for a 126 year old man who has been dead for a very long time?

Hey! Age is just a number! :o

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/27 "2015-10-18T23:47:36Z")

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Wonder if it’ll be as good as “High Hitler,” the documentary about how Hitler was tripping balls for most of the war thanks to his personal physician.

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**Author:** ![up\_the\_junction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f1d935/32.png) [@up\_the\_junction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/up_the_junction)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/28 "2015-10-19T08:32:26Z")

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I want to see a comedy sketch where he tries to go through customs with a Nazi passport.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/29 "2015-10-19T12:05:03Z")

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Comedy, you say? :dubious:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mf9jJx0NSjw/hqdefault.jpg "Heil Honey I'm Home Full Uncut Episode") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw)

“Vindicate Brandon’s unsung comic vision”? WTF?!? :eek:

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/30 "2015-10-19T15:12:01Z")

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We should at least note that this is a step up from _Mermaid, the Body Found_. We know that Hitler was alive at some time!

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**Author:** ![spifflog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@spifflog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spifflog)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/31 "2015-12-01T14:05:24Z")

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I understand this thread was derailed a bit, but . . .

I caught some of this over the weekend. My God it was just plain dumb! Melodramatic, full of conjecture and fiction masquerading as analysis or real history.

Here is my question. Do you think these people actually believe the total crap they are spewing, or are they just riding this horse as long as it get ratings and they get paychecks? I mean, I understand that true believers can go off the rails, but this is way, way out there.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/32 "2015-12-02T12:54:06Z")

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> [@spifflog](#):
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> Do you think these people actually believe the total crap they are spewing, or are they just riding this horse as long as it get ratings and they get paychecks? I mean, I understand that true believers can go off the rails, but this is way, way out there.

I can imagine the brainstorming session that resulted in this dreck:

\*Okay, we need a new series for this season… So, we already have UFOs, ancient aliens, rednecks and other “reality” shows, that douchebag who goes around the country looking for runestones and other imaginary crap… What else can we come up with that’s lowest-common-denominator enough to bring in ratings?

Uhhhhh … Hitler?

Yes! A blend of the old and the new, takes us back to our roots. Perfect!\*

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/33 "2015-12-02T13:43:46Z")

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Everybody knows Hitler is on the moon. [They made a movie about it.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/34 "2015-12-02T16:25:35Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Everybody knows Hitler is on the moon. [They made a movie about it.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/)

This sounds **AWESOME!!!** 🆒

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**Author:** ![Abner\_Ravenwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@Abner\_Ravenwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abner_Ravenwood)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/35 "2015-12-02T16:50:55Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Everybody knows Hitler is on the moon. [They made a movie about it.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/)

Odd, I thought he was under Antarctica.

> **[Nazis at the Center of the Earth (Video 2012) ⭐ 3.1 | Action, Adventure, Comedy](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2130142/)**
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> 1h 29m | R

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/36 "2015-12-02T17:00:30Z")

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I didn’t even know Hitler was in season.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/37 "2015-12-02T19:24:06Z")

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Hitlerpfeffer is always in season.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/38 "2015-12-02T19:32:39Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> I didn’t even know Hitler was in season.

WWHD?

“Nein, Ihr Kaninchen Jahreszeit…!”

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/39 "2015-12-02T20:05:49Z")

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> [@bmoak](#):
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> Be vewwwy quiet. I’m hunting Hitwers.

There’s Hitlers all over the place in these woods. You can hear them prowling around at night.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunting-hitler-on-the-history-channel/734862/40 "2015-12-02T20:21:14Z")

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> [@cjepson](#):
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> There’s Hitlers all over the place in these woods. You can hear them prowling around at night.

I think you meant to say, “There are psychos shouting ‘There’s Hitler!’ at shadows all over these woods; You can hear them prowling around at night.”

If each of us had a brick for every pointless thread with “Hitler” in the title over the past two years, we could all have had new brick patios…

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