# Hurray! The new toilet cam is here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 20, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurray-the-new-toilet-cam-is-here/1024107 "2025-10-20T02:32:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurray-the-new-toilet-cam-is-here/1024107/1 "2025-10-20T02:32:21Z")
Obsessed with your bowels (a longstanding American pastime)? Stressing out about whether your bodily wastes “look right”? High tech has the answer to your concerns - the shit cam. Actually it’s called [the Dekoda](https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/kohler-unveils-a-camera-for-your-toilet/). Yessir, for only $599 plus a nominal subscription fee (up to $156) you can be spared having to get up off the throne\* and inspect what you’ve, um, downloaded. The Dekoda attaches to your toilet and collects images that you can view if concerned about “hydration” and other issues (a cellphone app would be a terrific way to review your files when out and about). Share with friends! Also said to be a valuable source of info if urine doubt about your bladder. The article is meant to be reassuring about potential privacy concerns, but what if someone hacks into your poop cam? Big-time security issue if the Russians or Chinese are able to see the output of key political or military figures, and even alter images using AI. 💩 😬 \*there’s a competing device called “Throne”. No foolin’. \*\*Toilet Cam could be indispensable for those unfortunates Down Under who’ve reported snakes coming up through their toilet plumbing. \*\*\*a sensor that detects who is using your toilet is another invaluable feature. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurray-the-new-toilet-cam-is-here/1024107)._