# Hurry, I need help what should I eat?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** food-cooking\
**Created:** [April 4, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630 "2025-04-04T17:15:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/23 "2025-04-04T18:34:03Z")

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I would like to help, but I just got in trouble with my doctor for not eating well enough. 😢

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**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/24 "2025-04-04T18:34:27Z")

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I would go with Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam, myself.

But of course I’m an ascetic who lives the simple life…

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/25 "2025-04-04T18:36:50Z")

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> [@melaniethewitch](#):
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> I want the sandwich meal I’m very hungry

Then have the sandwich meal. The 5-10 minutes of having less fun of not eating the tastier option is going to be more pleasant than feeling hungry for hours until you eat again.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/26 "2025-04-04T18:37:45Z")

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I feel like ChatGPT can be a resource for this one:

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> Ooh, tough choice! If you’re craving something tasty and satisfying, the nachos will definitely hit the spot flavor-wise, but if you want to feel fuller for longer, the sandwich with chips and an apple is probably the way to go.
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> It really depends on whether you’re looking for a snack or a more balanced meal. If you’re just a bit hungry and looking for something fun, go for the nachos. But if you need to stay full for a while and want something a bit more substantial, the sandwich meal is probably your best bet!
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> What are you leaning toward?

I’d like to formally associate myself with these remarks.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/27 "2025-04-04T19:03:54Z")

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The school uses cheese\* from a can. I’m positive on this.

Well, cheese\* is a l—o—n—g stretch. It’s a cheese-like product.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/28 "2025-10-14T23:57:30Z")

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> [@melaniethewitch](#):
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> I want the sandwich meal I’m very hungry

You left us hanging! What did you decide?!?

(…half a year ago)

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/29 "2025-10-15T03:05:32Z")

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Did you try the Heinz brand Solar Quintessence? It’s the best.

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**Author:** ![melaniethewitch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melaniethewitch/32/18930_2.png) [@melaniethewitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melaniethewitch)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/30 "2025-10-15T19:56:23Z")

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I chose the sandwich :3

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**Author:** ![melaniethewitch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melaniethewitch/32/18930_2.png) [@melaniethewitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melaniethewitch)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/31 "2025-10-15T20:00:13Z")

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since your a mod, can you close this post? I don’t use it anymore.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/32 "2025-10-15T21:20:04Z")

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Sorry, we don’t general close threads. But you don’t have to reply to anyone in it.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/33 "2025-10-16T01:06:14Z")

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> [@melaniethewitch](#):
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> sandwich

And dozens of completely random people nod their heads, happy that you got enough lunch on April 4th.

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**Author:** ![melaniethewitch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melaniethewitch/32/18930_2.png) [@melaniethewitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melaniethewitch)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/34 "2025-10-16T18:14:42Z")

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lmao ;-;

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hurry-i-need-help-what-should-i-eat/1016630/35 "2025-10-17T03:03:17Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Sorry, we don’t general close threads. But you don’t have to reply to anyone in it.

Especially if it devolves to corny food puns. That’s always a possibility.

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