# Hush up, Lance Strongarm. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651 "2012-09-04T17:00:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/121 "2013-02-20T21:16:38Z")
Armstrong now says he won’t cooperate with the USADA investigation: [http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/20/us/armstrong-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp\_t2](http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/20/us/armstrong-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp_t2) Jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/122 "2013-02-20T21:37:22Z")
Are you sure you meant to post that in this thread? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/123 "2013-02-20T22:28:46Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Armstrong now says he won’t cooperate with the USADA investigation: [http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/20/us/armstrong-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp\_t2](http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/20/us/armstrong-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp_t2) > > Jerk. Has he changed his stance on dyslexia yet? ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/124 "2013-02-21T13:53:56Z")
This must be the least Strongarm-centric thread of any he’s been a part of. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/125 "2015-03-04T02:13:00Z")
[Sonofabitch is back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18179146&posted=1#post18179146), and I kicked the football again. What is wrong with me? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/126 "2015-03-04T16:16:01Z")
No, you _tried_ to kick the football, Charles. Turns out, Lucy’s upgraded to hologram technology. She doesn’t even have to pull it away now, your foot just goes right through it. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/127 "2015-03-04T23:26:29Z")
Couldn’t one make the rational argument that only couples able to conceive children should be married? Sure, this would exclude many hetero couples, but it would also exclude all homo couples and is at least founded on some sort of reasoned principle. IOW, let the gays marry, but stop getting so butthurt about these stupid SSM debates. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/128 "2015-03-05T02:27:59Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > Couldn’t one make the rational argument that only couples able to conceive children should be married? Stupid, pointless idea that flies in the face of “historical” marriage so beloved of opponents to SSM. > [@Stringbean](#): > > Sure, this would exclude many hetero couples, but it would also exclude all homo couples and is at least founded on some sort of reasoned principle. Perhaps consistent. Absolutely not reasoned. > [@Stringbean](#): > > IOW, let the gays marry, but stop getting so butthurt about these stupid SSM debates. You are now contradicting your first sentence. (As I noted about “reasoned” arguments, . . .) ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/129 "2015-11-04T17:43:46Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > [Sonofabitch is back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18179146&posted=1#post18179146), and I kicked the football again. What is wrong with me? Man, forget pitting him. [He’s a pathetic dumbass who can’t help himself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=773723&page=8). I officially change this into a self-pitting because I keep engaging with him every time he blows onto the board with his pestilent stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651/130 "2015-11-04T18:05:11Z")
I barely noticed that he suddenly disappeared and stopped posting for almost eight months, but now I wish I had savored every glorious moment. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hush-up-lance-strongarm/633651.md?page=6)