# Hy husband told me this joke **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** comedian-jokes\ **Created:** [April 6, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369 "2022-04-06T02:29:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![StraightTalk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straighttalk/32/9982_2.png) [@StraightTalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StraightTalk)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/1 "2022-04-06T02:29:19Z")
Husband: Did you hear abour Orion’s belt? Me: No Husband: It’s a waste of space (waist of space). Me: (Laughing out loud - I do like these kinds of jokes) Husband: You liked that one, huh? Me: Yeah. I thought it was funny. Husband: I give it three stars. Me: (groooooooaaaaaaan) ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/2 "2022-04-06T02:58:41Z")
Not sure I get it, the punchline was kind of nebulous. ---
**Author:** ![StraightTalk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straighttalk/32/9982_2.png) [@StraightTalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StraightTalk)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/3 "2022-04-06T04:18:05Z")
Orion’s belt consists of 3 stars. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/4 "2022-04-06T04:21:13Z")
In space, no one can hear a whoosh. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/5 "2022-04-06T09:38:12Z")
Does your husband drive a Galaxy? (These puns are universal…) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/6 "2022-04-06T10:00:09Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > In space, no one can hear a whoosh. Mintaka lot, but women don’t always listen. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/7 "2022-04-06T10:34:46Z")
> [@StraightTalk](#): > > Orion’s belt consists of 3 stars. Username checks out. mmm ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/8 "2022-04-06T11:36:48Z")
Is this a Sirius discussion? ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/9 "2022-04-06T11:45:28Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > In space, no one can hear a whoosh. That was a stellar response. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/10 "2022-04-06T12:11:44Z")
I predict a meteoric career for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/11 "2022-04-06T14:01:22Z")
Seems a bit nebulous to me! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/12 "2022-04-06T14:21:41Z")
“To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion’s belt.” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/13 "2022-04-06T20:50:11Z")
OK, now THAT’s obscure. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/14 "2022-04-06T21:11:03Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > In space, no one can hear a whoosh. Brilliant. Out of this world. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/15 "2022-04-07T00:06:59Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > Brilliant. Out of this world. He didn’t planet that way. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/16 "2022-04-07T00:15:04Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > He didn’t planet that way. no comet ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/17 "2022-04-07T06:51:38Z")
I’m green with envy. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/18 "2022-04-07T10:25:01Z")
The theme song for this thread comes from ‘Sound of Music’: ‘Solar - ti - do’ ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/19 "2022-04-07T13:37:14Z")
I’m having trouble Procyon that. ---
**Author:** ![Pavelb1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pavelb1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pavelb1)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/20 "2022-04-07T14:56:05Z")
I’m also having trouble parseccing that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369.md?page=2)