# Hy husband told me this joke

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [April 6, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369 "2022-04-06T02:29:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/21 "2022-04-07T14:57:28Z")

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I’m light years away from understanding some of these posts.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/22 "2022-04-07T16:00:43Z")

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Where did you pull that pun from? Uranus?

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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/23 "2022-04-07T17:02:50Z")

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Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.  
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?  
Farnsworth: Urectum.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/24 "2022-04-07T21:06:16Z")

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Bet they still find Klingons.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/25 "2022-04-08T00:25:21Z")

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Somebody always shows up and wipes them out. On paper, anyway, sometimes the opposing force fails to show up for the expected encounter and just leaves them hanging.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/26 "2022-04-08T00:59:41Z")

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> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> I’m light years away from understanding some of these posts.

I guess some of them are kind of nebulous.

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**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/27 "2022-04-08T01:44:11Z")

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I hear the attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion are beautiful this time of year.

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/28 "2022-04-08T04:39:40Z")

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I think you owe everyone an apogee for circling back on that pun.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2022, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hy-husband-told-me-this-joke/962369/29 "2022-04-08T22:54:16Z")

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Dodging all those assteroid dingleberries, I missed that Perry, gee!

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