# Hyoliths are lophophores!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 19, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546 "2017-01-19T16:55:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/1 "2017-01-19T16:55:10Z")

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In the least headline grabbing paleontology story since “[Tully Monsters are lamprey](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/03/160316151112.htm)s”, once again a paleozoic mystery species [proves to be a little bit less mysterious](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/01/170111132815.htm) than originally thought.

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**Author:** ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/2 "2017-01-19T17:49:02Z")

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At last ! At last ! I told them, I told them all, but the fools wouldn’t listen. Blundering, stick-in-the-mud, go-by-the book bureaucrats…  
Sweet I-told-you-so vindication at last !

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/3 "2017-01-19T18:06:25Z")

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With this question answered, can curing cancer be far away?

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/4 "2017-01-19T22:16:27Z")

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_jaw drops_

_eyes widen_

Finally! I mean, having them classed as brachiopods would have been enough, but to go full on and include the lophophore thing, it’s just sublime.

Huzzah!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/5 "2017-01-19T22:58:22Z")

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But what about my mollusk stock? I’ll be ruined!

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/6 "2017-01-25T05:37:06Z")

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Is this a _Lord of the Rings_ thread?

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**Author:** ![Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/les_espaces_du_sommeil/32/308_2.png) [@Les\_Espaces\_Du\_Sommeil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Les_Espaces_Du_Sommeil)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/7 "2017-01-25T10:52:49Z")

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[Cone-shaped animals](http://sanctuary.prelucid.com/library/index.php?title=Great_Race_of_Yith) :eek: ?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/8 "2021-11-08T05:12:19Z")

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In the latest [hyolith](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0031018220302935)-related news, their abandonded shells apparently became homes for some dickworms.

> **[Ferocious 'penis worms' were the hermit crabs of the ancient seas](https://www.livescience.com/penis-worms-hermit-shell-behavior)**
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> These phallus-shaped worms were some of the top predators of the ancient seas — but even they needed protection.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/9 "2021-11-08T15:16:01Z")

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Which I believe was the title of the least successful “Yes” album.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyoliths-are-lophophores/777546/10 "2023-04-18T00:43:01Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> In the least headline grabbing paleontology story since “[Tully Monsters are lamprey](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/03/160316151112.htm)s”,

Not so fast!

> **[New details of Tully monster revealed](https://phys.org/news/2023-04-tully-monster-revealed.html)**
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> For more than half a century, the Tully monster (Tullimonstrum gregarium), an enigmatic animal that lived about 300 million years ago, has confounded paleontologists, with its strange anatomy making it difficult to classify. Recently, a group of...
