# Hyperjes, my darling wife...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 19, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849 "2003-06-19T03:24:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/1 "2003-06-19T03:24:12Z")

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I cannot get ahlod of you by phone, because you are online. You are also not logged into Yahoo chat, so that mode of communication is not available to me either. See, I really want to tell you something important…

I can’t come home for dinner, as **A** is on vacation. I was told this earlier in the week, but it slipped my mind.

What? You didn’t seriously think I was gonna pit my wife, did you? 😛 😃

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/2 "2003-06-19T03:26:52Z")

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Not more than once.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/3 "2003-06-19T03:29:06Z")

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:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![d\_redguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@d\_redguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d_redguy)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/4 "2003-06-19T03:30:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*Not more than once. \*\*

Heh. So true. But at least she’s a doper, so not **all** modes of communication are lost to me.

Now we wait for her to take the bait…

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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/5 "2003-06-19T03:37:09Z")

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Fuck you! Fuck you right back into the womb you escaped from!

No, seriously.

Okay. I’m sorry I’ve been unreachable.

It sucks that you can’t come home, **d\_redguy**. Slap **A** really hard for me tomorrow. I truly can’t stand her.

:rolleyes: to you too, **samarm**! 😛

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/6 "2003-06-19T03:40:45Z")

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That was anticlimactic.

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/7 "2003-06-19T03:53:21Z")

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Touché.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hyperjes-my-darling-wife/182849/8 "2003-06-19T03:55:52Z")

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Are we done here? I think so.

Lynn