Hypothetical test to be able to vote

In My Humble Opinion
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  1. Are you going to vote for the republicans? If yes, go to question 2.

  2. Are you REALLY sure about that? You know they are pretty damn crazy, right? If yes, go to question 3.

  3. Like, this isn’t the republican party of your grandpa. Seriously, are you sure? If yes, take this butterfly ballot here and do your best to figure it out. Also we’re going to give you an inadequate hole-punch and make the ballots out of really thick cardboard and barely perforate the chads.

That’s about all I’d care to know.

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Haha. I was about to reply, “so… every one?”