# Hypothetical: Who are you, again? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152 "2017-03-27T17:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/21 "2017-03-27T18:13:58Z")
Kelworth, which is my pseudonymous surname. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/22 "2017-03-27T18:14:20Z")
Fake Newsman ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/23 "2017-03-27T18:16:49Z")
Off the top of my head, I’d like to be **Good Day Sir**. So if a guy asks you to name an SDMB poster to play designated expert, you could confidently reply, “ **Good Day Sir**.” And if he later complains that nobody offered any recommendations – well, you could reply with an indignant “I SAID **GOOD DAY SIR**!” ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/24 "2017-03-27T18:34:43Z")
Probably something weird like **Nictitating Membrane**. (I am a version of A. Nonny Mouse on a newspaper website, N. Onnymoose.) ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/25 "2017-03-27T18:38:06Z")
Leonard Pine ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/26 "2017-03-27T18:39:07Z")
St. Ankey ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/27 "2017-03-27T18:48:01Z")
Maybe **Cal Amahry** or **Boy Named Sue She**. Or maybe I just need lunch. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/28 "2017-03-27T19:12:34Z")
I’d go with **Czarcasm**. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/29 "2017-03-27T19:16:33Z")
**Admiral Pants**. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/30 "2017-03-27T19:18:35Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’d go with **Czarcasm**. Nope-See post #5. Gotta pick a _new_ name. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/31 "2017-03-27T19:28:29Z")
Right around around the rest of the Net I’m mostly calling myself **Sasha Honeypalm** - but I like the sound of **Necessary Eagle** , too. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/32 "2017-03-27T20:04:27Z")
Maybe “HorrifiedOnlooker” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/33 "2017-03-27T20:15:35Z")
Oh, something like **ReportPost**. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/34 "2017-03-27T20:26:55Z")
**Treason Angel** (From a Jets to Brazil song). That, or **Little Bobby Tables**. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/35 "2017-03-27T20:37:43Z")
If I had to do it all over again, I probably would have gone with Bugvomit. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/36 "2017-03-27T20:39:50Z")
**Gene Pool,** as in “face down in the…” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/37 "2017-03-27T20:41:58Z")
**Late for Dinner**. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/38 "2017-03-27T20:52:16Z")
**Regis Bucktrout** I used to live near the intersection of two streets named Regis and Bucktrout and always found the combination amusing. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/39 "2017-03-27T20:58:02Z")
Dr. Lucifer A. Satan. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/40 "2017-03-27T21:02:15Z")
I almost chose this one instead of Dendarii Dame: Dayglo Pterodactyl. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=3)