# Hypothetical: Who are you, again? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152 "2017-03-27T17:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/41 "2017-03-27T21:06:06Z")
Either **Real Estate Novelist** or **The Pompatus of Like**. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/42 "2017-03-27T21:07:37Z")
Either **Tad Cooper** , or **The Fake McCoy**. Or I’d stick with the Demon Princes theme and go by **Alusz Iphigenia Eperje-Tokay**. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/43 "2017-03-27T21:10:44Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > **Regis Bucktrout** > > I used to live near the intersection of two streets named Regis and Bucktrout and always found the combination amusing. If I were female my backup name would be inspired by a freeway sign near Mobile that told me that it was the exit to DAPHNE FAIRHOPE ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/44 "2017-03-27T21:13:47Z")
I think, in a thread a couple years ago, **Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk** was mentioned as a hypothetical possibility. (The context then was names that one-shot drive-by spammers might use.) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/45 "2017-03-27T21:15:39Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > I think, in a thread a couple years ago, > > **Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk** > > was mentioned as a hypothetical possibility. > > (The context then was names that one-shot drive-by spammers might use.) Or names that would get you shot by the Moderators. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/46 "2017-03-27T21:16:37Z")
**The Grounds at Pemberley** All of Jane Austen is vaguely comedic, I’m told, but I took it very seriously. The only joke I got was the only real joke broad enough for me to get: \*"Will you tell me how long you have loved him?’’ "It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley.’’ Another intreaty that she would be serious, however, produced the desired effect; and she soon satisfied Jane by her solemn assurances of attachment.\* ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/47 "2017-03-27T23:12:41Z")
I’d be **Doxie**. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/48 "2017-03-27T23:15:22Z")
**A trophy guy** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/49 "2017-03-27T23:16:36Z")
**Gonzo P. Freedclean** Long story. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/50 "2017-03-27T23:47:08Z")
**Captain Jetpack** ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/51 "2017-03-27T23:59:03Z")
That Guy ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/52 "2017-03-28T00:13:37Z")
**Bobbie Wickham** ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/53 "2017-03-28T00:30:46Z")
Rank and Filer ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/54 "2017-03-28T00:46:36Z")
Target ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/55 "2017-03-28T01:19:30Z")
Marshall Jim Duncan ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/56 "2017-03-28T01:38:45Z")
My new name is **Surely**. You don’t think I’m serious? I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/57 "2017-03-28T02:03:48Z")
**Trump Tower Wiretapper** then I’d get sick of it after a couple of days, and get it changed to **InkyAndClyde**. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/58 "2017-03-28T02:10:34Z")
Sarcasmo The Magnificent That Damn First Name The Spoiler Comic Book Pending Regulatory Enforcement Bureau Your Ad Here But Wait Theres More Cheap Affordable LASIK ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/59 "2017-03-28T02:28:56Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I’d go with **Czarcasm**. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Nope-See post #5. Gotta pick a _new_ name. Go with **Czarcasm-**. The rules only state that it can’t be a variant on your old name. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/60 "2017-03-28T03:08:15Z")
Hmmm First choices would be, \*\*A. Hornymousse Johnson Sparkly Tree Topper Three Trees Jones \*\* Second choices \*\*Darth Ursus Theodorus A Thane Called Ted Frank\*\* I’ve taken the liberty of giving myself several primary and secondary choices, just in case. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=4)