# Hypothetical: Who are you, again? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152 "2017-03-27T17:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/61 "2017-03-28T04:27:34Z")
After watching _Thumb Wars_, the only name I’d pick is **Oobidoob Scooby-dooby Benubi**. It’s the silliest name in the galaxy! ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/62 "2017-03-28T04:43:47Z")
Imogene Splicer ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/63 "2017-03-28T05:03:14Z")
The Artist Formerly Known As Lurking ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/64 "2017-03-28T06:10:19Z")
_ **Jesus H. Christ!** _ No, too sacrilegious. Instead I’ll take **Socratease**. Or **Stephen ColdBeer**. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/65 "2017-03-28T10:31:43Z")
Uh Oh Spaghettios. ---
**Author:** ![Tapiotar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@Tapiotar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapiotar)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/66 "2017-03-28T12:36:34Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > Either **Tad Cooper** , or **The Fake McCoy**. > > Or I’d stick with the Demon Princes theme and go by **Alusz Iphigenia Eperje-Tokay**. I so believe in you. Even though I wanted **TadCooper** for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/67 "2017-03-28T13:37:03Z")
One that I’ve had in the back of my mind for a few years: **Elrond Hubbard** ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/68 "2017-03-28T14:15:56Z")
Kitty 54th Street. This is the old trope for your adult film name “first pet, plus street you grew up on.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/69 "2017-03-28T15:13:28Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Kitty 54th Street. > > This is the old trope for your adult film name “first pet, plus street you grew up on.” I remember that from _Will & Grace._ Karen’s was “Shu-Shu Fontana.” Jack’s was “Glen 123rd Street.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/70 "2017-03-28T15:20:10Z")
I’ll go with Sorgine (the same one I chose for that Halloween “change your name” thing) or Meiga. Both have the double meaning of “magic woman” and “magic stuff”, in Basque and Galego respectively. They’re exotic ways of saying Fae :). ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/71 "2017-03-28T19:04:36Z")
Fun Guy from Yuggoth. My usernames usually get more and more funny the more often you read them! ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/72 "2017-03-28T19:05:02Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Kitty 54th Street. > > This is the old trope for your adult film name “first pet, plus street you grew up on.” Hi, I’m Fuzzy Maple. Although I’d probably go with my [Captain Underpants Name Generator](https://www.cs.drexel.edu/~introcs/F2K/lectures/PoopyPants/) name **Loopy Hamsterlips.** ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/73 "2017-03-28T19:35:51Z")
Love Puddles ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/74 "2017-03-28T20:06:09Z")
Siri or if that’s taken… OK Google ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/75 "2017-03-28T20:21:17Z")
I think I would have to change my screen name to “Visionary Idealist”, as people keep seeming to confuse me with someone who accepts the status quo. If that’s too extreme, I suppose I could go with “A weird formation of meat”, as that is fairly descriptive as well. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/76 "2017-03-28T21:15:50Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > One that I’ve had in the back of my mind for a few years: **Elrond Hubbard** That is strangely brilliant. Maybe I’ll go with **Arthur Jackson’s Second Shed**. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/77 "2017-03-28T21:24:48Z")
**Johann Sebastian Baklava** ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/78 "2017-03-28T21:44:55Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > If I were female my backup name would be inspired by a freeway sign near Mobile that told me that it was the exit to > > DAPHNE > FAIRHOPE There’s an exit sign on I-70, west of Kansas City, that I know has inspired several RPG character names, and which also feels like it’d be a better name for a woman than for me: Tonganoxie Eudora ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/79 "2017-03-29T00:00:09Z")
Etaoin Shrdlu. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/80 "2017-03-29T00:21:52Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Etaoin Shrdlu. Gesundheit. :p:D [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=5)