# Hypothetical: Who are you, again? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152 "2017-03-27T17:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/81 "2017-03-29T00:26:01Z")
While we’re at it, how was the name **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** arrived at? ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/82 "2017-03-29T00:39:22Z")
**Nobody.** Because that’s pretty much who I am here. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/83 "2017-03-29T01:02:09Z")
Rivkah is the same name as Rebecca-- Rivkah is Hebrew, and Rebecca is Anglicized. So I would be The First Mrs. De Winter. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/84 "2017-03-29T01:06:40Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I remember that from _Will & Grace._ Karen’s was “Shu-Shu Fontana.” Jack’s was “Glen 123rd Street.” 😃 Mine would be Andrew 152nd St. Unless you could some temporary pets we had before Andy (people on sabbatical). Then it would be Hilda Valentina 152nd St. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/85 "2017-03-29T02:09:16Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > Maybe “HorrifiedOnlooker” Now see here, my good man. I will not be mocked. And as long as I’m here, my new alias would be **Lou Steulz**. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/86 "2017-03-29T02:28:49Z")
Czarcasm. Because it’s the best damn name ever and I’m pissed it isn’t mine. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > All names are open…except for ones already used on this board. No trading name I’m afraid. If you only used it on other boards, then o.k. Dammit. I dunno. I got this username because everything I thought of was already taken, and I had a wee temper tantrum at the system for continuing to tell me I couldn’t have the name(s) I tried. Sarchasm, maybe? Except I’m sure it’s already taken. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/87 "2017-03-29T02:31:18Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Hi, I’m Fuzzy Maple. > > … I hear that’s a popular drink in Vermont. Butterscotch schnapps & maple syrup. Suggest you add vodka. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/88 "2017-03-29T04:59:24Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > I dunno. I got this username because everything I thought of was already taken, and I had a wee temper tantrum at the system for continuing to tell me I couldn’t have the name(s) I tried. Really? And I thought it was because your real name is Tony. ---
**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/89 "2017-03-29T05:16:04Z")
You can me **A Lurking Grue**. And please turn off the light. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/90 "2017-03-29T08:37:17Z")
**Doctor _Whom_** ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/91 "2017-03-29T09:18:04Z")
**Verminthrax**. I’m occasionally tempted to get it changed, especially when people mistake me for a nazi. Which hasn’t happened here I don’t think. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/92 "2017-03-29T13:40:37Z")
**Troy Tempest.** Because I had such a crush on Marina. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/93 "2017-03-29T14:45:38Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Kitty 54th Street. > > This is the old trope for your adult film name “first pet, plus street you grew up on.” I’d be Fluffy Kingston, which kind of works. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/94 "2017-03-29T18:24:44Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > **Johann Sebastian Baklava** Similarly, there used to be a restaurant near me called **Jonathan Livingston Seafood**. ---
**Author:** ![StrangeBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@StrangeBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrangeBird)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/95 "2017-03-29T19:59:55Z")
**God** I feel it would give my posts some gravitas. Also, I think it would make quoting my posts fun. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/96 "2017-03-29T20:06:39Z")
> [@StrangeBird](#): > > **God** > > I feel it would give my posts some gravitas. Also, I think it would make quoting my posts fun. [Already got one. Sorry.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/97 "2017-03-29T20:08:36Z")
I think maybe I’d like to be known as **reported**. Just because I know it would be a headache. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/98 "2017-03-29T20:28:31Z")
After recently reading a _Green Acres_ thread, I’ll pick **Eustace Haney**. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/99 "2017-03-29T20:42:10Z")
We don’t have a **WhatMeWorry** , do we? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/100 "2017-03-29T20:47:47Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > We don’t have a **WhatMeWorry** , do we? [Sorry.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152.md?page=6)