# Hypothetical: Who are you, again? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152 "2017-03-27T17:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/101 "2017-03-29T21:04:13Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Sorry.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Ding, ding! Spelling error! This board does run on Linux, no? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/102 "2017-03-29T22:15:12Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Hi, I’m Fuzzy Maple. > > Although I’d probably go with my [Captain Underpants Name Generator](https://www.cs.drexel.edu/~introcs/F2K/lectures/PoopyPants/) name **Loopy Hamsterlips.** Buttercup Toiletsquirt hmmm has possiblities ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/103 "2017-03-29T22:42:26Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > While we’re at it, how was the name **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** arrived at? A Tiny Vibrating Dwarf in a yellow rain slicker & rain hat yodeled it to me in my dreams. When I was five. ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/104 "2017-03-29T22:56:26Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > **Captain Jetpack** good one!😃 > [@saje](#): > > **Nobody.** Because that’s pretty much who I am here. I’m more of a nobody than you! :eek: Let’s see… “Wait, what?” “The Real Santa Claus” “My middle name is Attitude” “Listen for once” “quityerbitchin” ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2017, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/105 "2017-03-29T23:48:45Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > . . .then I’d get sick of it after a couple of days, and get it changed to **InkyAndClyde**. how long til you get banned? mc ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2017, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/106 "2017-03-30T08:00:52Z")
**rgb** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/107 "2017-10-04T13:12:38Z")
**Quite Staggeringly Popular** , a line from Monty Python’s cheese-shop sketch. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/108 "2017-10-04T13:47:38Z")
**One Armed Bandit** Since my accident left me with a disabled left hand. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/109 "2017-10-04T14:19:58Z")
Believe it or not, some of my ideas have been taken above. Maybe \*\*Augustus Darvell[/b} ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/110 "2017-10-05T02:27:16Z")
SinkyPinky. I had two female beta fish. One was FloatyGimpy and the other was SinkyPinky. ---
**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/111 "2017-10-05T02:35:24Z")
I am a Meat Popcicle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/112 "2017-10-05T03:27:51Z")
Or I might be **Conotocaurious** (“Town Destroyer”), a Seneca Indian nickname given to George Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/113 "2017-10-05T10:10:26Z")
A man who wasn’t there. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/114 "2017-10-05T10:12:10Z")
Oh wait, scratch that… Mangled Baby Ducks ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/115 "2017-10-05T11:18:15Z")
Cuthbert J. Twillie ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/116 "2017-10-05T14:18:18Z")
**Mr. Underhill** , a LOTR reference. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/117 "2017-10-05T16:18:49Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > I’ll go with Sorgine (the same one I chose for that Halloween “change your name” thing) or Meiga. Both have the double meaning of “magic woman” and “magic stuff”, in Basque and Galego respectively. They’re exotic ways of saying Fae :). :: Hopeless Internet Crush on **Nava** ramps up a level :: The username I didn’t know I wanted has been taken for a long time: **Cartooniverse**. So I would either go with **Komiksulo** , which means “comics guy” in Esperanto, and which I use elsewhere, or I’d go with something out of left field, like **Big Old Dead Dog Road** , the half-glimpsed name of a road I didn’t quite see while on the way to Yosemite Park one time. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/118 "2017-10-06T16:54:36Z")
**HM Minister of Silly Walks** , another Python gag. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/119 "2017-10-06T17:23:02Z")
Having just seen “The Holy Grail” on the big screen the other night, I’ll go with **Ralph the Wonder Llama**. And a non-Python one: \*\*Darth Vader Ginsberg \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/120 "2017-10-06T17:28:48Z")
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