# Hypothetical: Who are you, again? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152 "2017-03-27T17:00:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/121 "2017-10-06T17:58:37Z")
And if I was going for the pet/street-name name, I would be “Pud Leighton” (rhymes with “would fray-tun”). What? It isn’t any sillier than “Rex Tillerson”… ---
**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/122 "2018-12-04T08:26:33Z")
Law Offices of Godwin & Poe ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/123 "2018-12-04T14:50:38Z")
Now I’d change it to **Spruce Bringsteen** ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/124 "2018-12-04T17:25:49Z")
I might go for **Markoff Chaney** or **Tarantella Serpentine**. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/125 "2018-12-04T19:32:27Z")
Either **Voodoo Adult (Slight Return)** (with the consequent need to change my title) or **Tristram Shandy, Gentleman** ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/126 "2018-12-04T19:37:19Z")
Turquoise Since I’ve always simply used my first name as my user name, I’d go with my middle name. ---
**Author:** ![K2500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f6c823/32.png) [@K2500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K2500)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/127 "2018-12-05T03:06:48Z")
**Aire y Hola**. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/128 "2018-12-06T17:56:56Z")
Not again!! Chalky White ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/129 "2018-12-06T18:02:16Z")
Miles Naismith Vorkosigan ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/130 "2018-12-06T18:03:58Z")
erlanger ---
**Author:** ![Meme\_Chose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Meme\_Chose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meme_Chose)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/131 "2018-12-07T02:26:26Z")
Ehhh, same thing. ---
**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/132 "2018-12-07T03:30:20Z")
**1920s Style Death Ray on a Treadmill** That way you guys couldn’t stop talking about me. ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hypothetical-who-are-you-again/783152/133 "2018-12-08T02:08:07Z")
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