# Hysterical Taiwan TV news CGI explanation of the Leno/O'Brien hash

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 21, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811 "2010-01-21T06:28:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/1 "2010-01-21T06:28:09Z")

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[Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ9m1an-pQ8).

For those of us who don’t speak Chinese, helpful subtitles provided [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULB29qLs1f0).

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/2 "2010-01-21T06:49:37Z")

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U.S. news organizations really need to adopt this method, and not just for entertainment news.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/3 "2010-01-21T08:27:20Z")

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Here’s the video with English voiceover:

[Showdown at NBC](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y04H5mFUFM&feature=player_embedded)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/4 "2010-01-21T08:32:46Z")

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Never mind. Double post.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/5 "2010-01-21T08:40:07Z")

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Sounds like it was the same woman doing both Chinese and English.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/6 "2010-01-21T08:48:49Z")

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Although the subtitles were hilarious. Mr. Lennon? James Kimbal throws fecal matter?

All your base are belong to us. 😉

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/7 "2010-01-21T09:08:52Z")

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Close enough.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/8 "2010-01-21T23:56:50Z")

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keith olbermann would use this news source when reporting on tiger woods. they were very funny.

i saw the one on leno vs o’brien on cnn. they are the best thing since baghdad bob.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/9 "2010-01-22T00:13:22Z")

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I remember when they were doing this about the Tiger Woods scandal and it became quite popular. I loved the horrible Engrish (“three days later they have their first sex”). This one is even funnier. (“In an open letter addressed to the people of Earth?”)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/10 "2010-01-22T00:30:53Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> I remember when they were doing this about the Tiger Woods scandal and it became quite popular. I loved the horrible Engrish (“three days later they have their first sex”). This one is even funnier. (“In an open letter addressed to the people of Earth?”)

Well, that was true. O’Brien did address his letter to the “People of Earth”. He also closed it by apologizing for his hair.

[http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci\_14173746](http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_14173746)

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/11 "2010-01-22T00:37:28Z")

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The future of news.

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**Author:** ![TheTerribleTako](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@TheTerribleTako](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTerribleTako)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/12 "2010-01-22T01:03:23Z")

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My Chinese isn’t the greatest, but the subtitles doesn’t appear to be very accurate to me. For one, 30 Rock didn’t appear anywhere in Chinese audio. There’s several other inaccuracies, including the name. I guess the translator isn’t a native English speaker? Or maybe he’s just being funny. As is, the subtitles do add to the humor.

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/13 "2010-01-22T01:24:41Z")

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Yes, if you listen to the English-language version posted above, the wording of the voiceover is completely different. The subtitles are just a joke playing on “Engrish” stereotypes.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/14 "2010-01-22T01:32:53Z")

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> [@TWDuke](#):
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> Yes, if you listen to the English-language version posted above, the wording of the voiceover is completely different. The subtitles are just a joke playing on “Engrish” stereotypes.

It’s obvious from looking at the visuals as well as the subtitles that the video is meant to be a parody, playing both on Engrish stereotypes as well as the visuals. (for example, “James Kimbal threw fecal matter” as Jimmy Kimmel is shown throwing a bizarre substance or the references to actual visuals, such as King Zucker becoming God and the hosts becoming superheroes.) But as far as fake Engrish goes, “Letter Man” and “Mr. Evening Show” are damn hilarious.

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/15 "2010-01-22T01:39:03Z")

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Obvious to you and me perhaps, but obviously not obvious to everyone.

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**Author:** ![TheTerribleTako](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@TheTerribleTako](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTerribleTako)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/16 "2010-01-22T03:41:49Z")

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> [@TWDuke](#):
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> Yes, if you listen to the English-language version posted above, the wording of the voiceover is completely different. The subtitles are just a joke playing on “Engrish” stereotypes.

:smack: Of course.

I didn’t bother to listen to the English-language one. I saw the Chinese language-only version first and then checked out the subtitled one in order to understand the clip better. The things you miss while trying to learn a language. :o

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hysterical-taiwan-tv-news-cgi-explanation-of-the-leno-obrien-hash/525811/17 "2010-01-23T02:11:30Z")

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Does [Pee-Wee Herman](http://www.hulu.com/watch/122278/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-pee-wee-explains#s-p2-sr-i1) work for Taiwanese television, too?
