# I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 24, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555 "2019-07-24T17:20:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Stuntman\_Mike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stuntman_mike/32/334_2.png) [@Stuntman\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuntman_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/1 "2019-07-24T17:20:47Z")
Reeks like sweet garbage. I just ruined a woman’s lunch here in the office. ---
**Author:** ![Royal\_Nonesutch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecb155/32.png) [@Royal\_Nonesutch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Royal_Nonesutch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/2 "2019-07-24T18:02:09Z")
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/3 "2019-07-24T18:16:07Z")
You should get into Homebrewing. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/4 "2019-07-24T19:20:11Z")
Just because you can think it doesn’t mean you have to say it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/5 "2019-07-24T19:24:22Z")
Do you live in San Francisco and drive a hybrid? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/6 "2019-07-24T20:54:47Z")
So, just how _did_ you transpose the “t” and “k” keys when you registered, **Skunkman Mike**? ---
**Author:** ![Helmut\_Doork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e8c25b/32.png) [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/7 "2019-07-24T21:38:38Z")
What is your preferred method for maximum enjoyment? Lying on back with anus pulled as close to face as possible? The Jackass/Steve-O method with the hose connected from anus to mask on head? Cupping hands over anus and then bringing cupped hands up to nose? Going in a jar so it can be savored and saved? ---
**Author:** ![Stuntman\_Mike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stuntman_mike/32/334_2.png) [@Stuntman\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuntman_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/8 "2019-07-24T22:12:32Z")
> [@Helmut\_Doork](#): > > What is your preferred method for maximum enjoyment? Lying on back with anus pulled as close to face as possible? The Jackass/Steve-O method with the hose connected from anus to mask on head? Cupping hands over anus and then bringing cupped hands up to nose? Going in a jar so it can be savored and saved? Sack steamers… there is no substitute. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/9 "2019-07-24T22:21:30Z")
Quick everybody–crank up the [wacky juice](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21338349&postcount=1)! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/10 "2019-07-24T22:46:16Z")
Doesn’t everyone? It’s OTHER people’s gas that offends. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/11 "2019-07-24T22:48:50Z")
“Reeks like sweet garbage. I just ruined a woman’s lunch here in the office.” -Fred Rogers ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/12 "2019-07-24T23:09:22Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > “Reeks like sweet garbage. I just ruined a woman’s lunch here in the office.” > > -Fred Rogers Works as a haiku as long as you pronounce “ruined” as one syllable. Reeks like sweet garbage. I just ruined a woman’s lunch here in the office ---
**Author:** ![Helmut\_Doork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e8c25b/32.png) [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/13 "2019-07-24T23:24:10Z")
> [@Stuntman\_Mike](#): > > Sack steamers… there is no substitute. yep, you’re definitely legit- any other answer I would have doubted your cred! 🙂 (yes, stating the obvious but for anyone not in the know- steaming is the preferred method for hardcore FS enthusiasts). ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/14 "2019-07-25T00:58:32Z")
[The story of my life at this very moment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qprI5pezgt8) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/15 "2019-07-25T01:03:10Z")
TMI, dude, TMI. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/16 "2019-07-25T01:21:32Z")
Nope, not me. I hate the odor of any and all farts, my own included. Farts smell like feces. Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/17 "2019-07-25T01:25:28Z")
> [@Helmut\_Doork](#): > > What is your preferred method for maximum enjoyment? Lying on back with anus pulled as close to face as possible? The Jackass/Steve-O method with the hose connected from anus to mask on head? Cupping hands over anus and then bringing cupped hands up to nose? Going in a jar so it can be savored and saved? Nm. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/18 "2019-07-25T02:20:23Z")
Apologies. I meant [Dog Farts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuaHYIqN-iQ). Really - nothing to get the vapours over. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/19 "2019-07-25T03:08:16Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Just because you can think it doesn’t mean you have to say it. keep in mind that OP is someone who still thinks it was [hilarious that he did something to cause an unwitting classmate to get beaten senseless.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21325245&postcount=9) ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555/20 "2019-07-25T03:22:05Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > keep in mind that OP is someone who still thinks it was [hilarious that he did something to cause an unwitting classmate to get beaten senseless.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21325245&postcount=9) Holy shit! :(:(☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-absolutely-love-the-stench-of-my-own-gas/837555.md?page=2)