# I accidentally my wife during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573 "2008-12-03T21:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/1 "2008-12-03T21:44:20Z")
[is this bad?](http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html) Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your “estranged” wife during sex? Oooooohkay. At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn’t go near my gun during. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/2 "2008-12-03T21:48:59Z")
Do you have a problem typing the word “shot”? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/3 "2008-12-03T21:50:17Z")
“This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.” Sounds like somebody got them mixed up. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/4 "2008-12-03T21:51:42Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Do you have a problem typing the word “shot”? It’s a “meme” thing. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/5 "2008-12-03T21:54:41Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > It’s a “meme” thing. Hmph. I guess it doesn’t meme very much to me. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/6 "2008-12-03T21:58:35Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Hmph. > I guess it doesn’t meme very much to me. Ha! I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/7 "2008-12-03T21:58:58Z")
I opened the thread dying to find out what he accidentally did to his wife during sex. He accidentally what- lost? broke? tickled? puked on? What?!?! And I was teased with it a 2nd time! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/8 "2008-12-03T22:04:12Z")
I can haz a verb? ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/9 "2008-12-03T22:11:30Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > [is this bad?](http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html) > > Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your “estranged” wife during sex? Oooooohkay. > > At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn’t go near my gun during. Maybe her \*\*\*\*\* was so good he had to bust a cap in it. ---
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/10 "2008-12-03T22:11:55Z")
Accident my (_!_) !! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/11 "2008-12-03T22:14:24Z")
heh heh heh … “shot” indeed! I vote for: “Ate” “Read the Bible to” Bung-holed" ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/12 "2008-12-03T22:15:33Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > It’s a “meme” thing. In these ridiculous times, I actually have to ask, are you serious? ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/13 "2008-12-03T22:21:23Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Ha! I see what you did there. EPIC! ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/14 "2008-12-03T22:24:40Z")
> [@Bootis](#): > > In these ridiculous times, I actually have to ask, are you serious? [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111151838AA3Vvg7](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111151838AA3Vvg7) ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/15 "2008-12-03T22:25:18Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Ha! I see what you did there. Ding Ding! Thread Winner ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/16 "2008-12-03T23:12:16Z")
This thread is so. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/17 "2008-12-03T23:45:25Z")
He DPed her, now let it drop. Of course, not at the same time; don’t ask foolish questions. ---
**Author:** ![PharmBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@PharmBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PharmBoy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/18 "2008-12-03T23:48:30Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > [is this bad?](http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html) > > Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your “estranged” wife during sex? Oooooohkay. > > At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn’t go near my gun during. We need a verb here… ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/19 "2008-12-03T23:52:55Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111151838AA3Vvg7](http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081111151838AA3Vvg7) Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now? Edited to clarify: I’m not criticizing Binarydrone in any way. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/20 "2008-12-03T23:55:48Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > [is this bad?](http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/18196466/detail.html) > > Not to pass judgement, but this looks sort of fishy to me. You accidentally your “estranged” wife during sex? Oooooohkay. > > At least the man has some seriously bad judgement. If I were to have sex with my estranged wife I certainly wouldn’t go near my gun during. Look, you started the thread, so it’d be nice if you’d stop by. Did you deliberately leave out the verb “shot”? I’m more interested in that than in the news article itself now. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573.md?page=2)