# I accidentally my wife during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573 "2008-12-03T21:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/21 "2008-12-04T00:03:59Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > Look, you started the thread, so it’d be nice if you’d stop by. Did you deliberately leave out the verb “shot”? I’m more interested in that than in the news article itself now. Yes, he did. It’s a real internet meme. [This](http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/17/Batman24.jpg) is my favorite depiction of it (someone else also posted this one on the dope not too long ago), but check out the other ones at the bottom of the first page as well. Perhaps you’ll find the LHC one amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/22 "2008-12-04T00:07:06Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now?\ Quoted for emphasis. I like a good internet meme as much as the next gal, but this is far beyond stupid. Stupid is a dot to this meme. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/23 "2008-12-04T00:17:23Z")
Not to comment on the story or nuffin, but this: "Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).” Ha ha! You can’t pull that fishy stuff here in Springfield, Ohio and expect to get out on bond. We set ridiculously high figure of 75K, so no one can pay and you rot in slam. Ha! They whole thing up to state Ohio stupid. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/24 "2008-12-04T00:18:13Z")
I have never visited 4chan, people keep warning me away from it, but how the hell did they get to control the internet pop culture? Somebody go in there and cleanse. ---
**Author:** ![firstname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ab992/32.png) [@firstname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/firstname)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/25 "2008-12-04T01:29:50Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I have never visited 4chan, people keep warning me away from it, but how the hell did they get to control the internet pop culture? Somebody go in there and cleanse. I think its just a quantity thing, if you generate enough of anything some of it must be good, and the only stuff that makes it out of the black hole is the funny stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/26 "2008-12-04T01:44:58Z")
I don’t see why this is news. Lots of guys have problems with their guns accidently going off during sex. I think it is humiliating enough without having it broadcasted over the news like this. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/27 "2008-12-04T01:52:44Z")
It is the downfall of the times. Memes used to be fun because they would start and spread on their own, some sort of bizarre uncontrollable butterfly effect. Now, everybody wants to be in on starting a meme. It removes all coolness and spontaneity, because now you have to assume all memes, even if they seem cool (which most do not) ,were started artificially, by some jackass just trying to feel cool for starting a meme. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/28 "2008-12-04T05:14:22Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > Jesus Fucking Christ. Does this sort of thing pass for cleverness now? > > Edited to clarify: I’m not criticizing Binarydrone in any way. And the collective IQ of the human race drops down another notch… definitely not accidentally. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/29 "2008-12-04T06:01:38Z")
> [@Taber](#): > > I don’t see why this is news. Lots of guys have problems with their guns accidently going off during sex. I think it is humiliating enough without having it broadcasted over the news like this. It doesn’t usually put the female partner in the hospital in critical condition, though. ETA: Thank God. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/30 "2008-12-04T12:46:08Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > And the collective IQ of the human race drops down another notch… definitely not accidentally. Don’t you mean “definately”? Gudere strikes again. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/31 "2008-12-04T13:41:50Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Don’t you mean “definately”? Gudere strikes again. If this is a woosh, I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/32 "2008-12-04T14:05:00Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > It’s a real internet meme. [This](http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/17/Batman24.jpg) is my favorite depiction of it. Minor warning: those links are blocked by our corporate filter for sexual content, so they might not be SFW. Our filter is a little on the strict side, but those of you playing along at work might want to exercise caution. Carry on. Also, please use verbs. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/33 "2008-12-04T14:05:50Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Don’t you mean “definately”? Gudere strikes again. Ummm…No. ---
**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/34 "2008-12-04T14:12:59Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Don’t you mean “definately”? Gudere strikes again. How embarrassing. Now this really is “Gaudere’s Law” ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/35 "2008-12-04T14:14:33Z")
When come back bring verb. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/36 "2008-12-04T14:15:42Z")
OK, **Ludovic** , you’re being fucking annoying. Just thought you’d like to know. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/37 "2008-12-04T14:19:11Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > Minor warning: those links are blocked by our corporate filter for sexual content, so they might not be SFW. Our filter is a little on the strict side, but those of you playing along at work might want to exercise caution. > > Carry on. > > Also, please use verbs. Oops, kinda missed the artist’s rendering of a dude with a coke bottle in his butt. Can’t see any genitals, and you have to scroll down for it, but my bad anyway. The second link, directly to the batman picture, has no sexual content. The site is a wiki of internet memes. It doesn’t have any pron banner ads or anything like that. Work filters are often imperfect. ETA: I can’t report my post, but I’ll report your post quoting mine and ask a mod to break the first link. EETA: Huh, maybe you can report your own now. Ah well, it’s done anyway. Hopefully a mod’ll be along soon. ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/38 "2008-12-04T14:28:13Z")
Okay, I didn’t get it at first, but then it got funnier and funnier… and then the Batman/Heath Ledger picture just put me over the top. Now I can’t think of “Accidentally what?” “A coca-cola bottle” without giggling. Thanks. [sub]_hee hee hee hee hee_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/39 "2008-12-04T14:32:16Z")
Back to the OP, what is the deal with taking out a protection order and then banging the guy a few months later…while he has a gun. Did none of this seem like a bad idea? Rule #1 Don’t put your dick in the crazy/Don’t let the crazy put the dick in you. Works both ways. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573/40 "2008-12-04T14:35:59Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Back to the OP, what is the deal with taking out a protection order and then banging the guy a few months later…while he has a gun. Did none of this seem like a bad idea? > > Rule #1 Don’t put your dick in the crazy/Don’t let the crazy put the dick in you. Works both ways. I guess we’re assuming it was consensual on her part. Might have been, sure, might not. > [@firstname](#): > > I think its just a quantity thing, if you generate enough of anything some of it must be good, and the only stuff that makes it out of the black hole is the funny stuff. They need to adjust the black hole’s power then, cause it’s not sucking enough to keep in all of the suckage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accidentally-my-wife-during-sex/475573.md?page=3)