# I Accuse What Exit of Being a Liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 22, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352 "2008-12-22T19:33:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/61 "2008-12-22T21:02:13Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] I believe it was a thought experiment to find out if the words and phrasing of the OP would inspire more quotes from Monty Python or The Simpsons. I can tell because the 17th word would have been “the” instead of “this” if it had been a Blazing Saddles/The Princess Bride showdown. [/QUOTE] Seems Monty Python won out…shame really as I could have done a lot with the cook fire scene from Blazing Saddles. Plus I could have held the entire thread hostage by putting a gun to my head and informing everyone that unless the thread stays civil the Spic gets it… Er…on second though the massive cheers and encouragement from the peanut gallery to let that Spic have it may have brought down the server, so perhaps it’s better that we went the Monty Python route instead. 😛 -XT ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/62 "2008-12-22T21:02:39Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Again, does that mean yes or no? And while you’re at it, **WE** , please answer me these questions three. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/63 "2008-12-22T21:06:29Z")
Remember when Beavis had too much candy and became Cornholio? I’m not sure why I’m suddenly reminded of that. Wait, yes I am. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/64 "2008-12-22T21:06:50Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Again, does that mean yes or no? > > The specific claim is that I misquoted you. Are you admitting that I did not misquote you? I stand by my accusation and I spelled out why I said in that thread 14 months I see from rereading it. You really are dumber than I thought you were. I at least thought you were a smart asshole. Now I can drop the smart part apparently. You:“You tell me. **You are the one who is claiming that everything I have cited has been refuted**.” Me: Now you are just outright lying. I said: “You have provided no cites that support your position that others have not refuted.” Posting that house was bought in 2002 after I had already posted it anyway, was a piece of data that did not support your position. You tried to twist it into a fresh argument against Gore and basically failed again. You are nitpicking now in fact. You nitpick constantly. And then I explained for you: “Misquoting me is a form of lying. No apology forthcoming from me, that was a factual statement.” The bolded part was the lie or misquote. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/65 "2008-12-22T21:08:17Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Stubborn and resolute, the pedestrian proudly affirmed his right-of-way to the driver of the oncoming logging truck. I’m disappointed. There were no words in this post that I need to look up in the dictionary. Fortunate, actually, since I haven’t found mine since the last move; I think it’s still in Ottawa. **What Exit?** , have you seen my dictionary? Yes or no, damnit! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/66 "2008-12-22T21:08:34Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > And while you’re at it, **WE** , please answer me these questions three. It is ‘Arthur’, King of the Britons. To seek the Holy Grail. What do you mean? An African or European swallow? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/67 "2008-12-22T21:09:47Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > I’m disappointed. There were no words in this post that I need to look up in the dictionary. Fortunate, actually, since I haven’t found mine since the last move; I think it’s still in Ottawa. > > **What Exit?** , have you seen my dictionary? Yes or no, damnit! I admit it, I have not. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/68 "2008-12-22T21:09:57Z")
_TWANNNNNGGGGGGGG_ Sorry, it was ‘what is your favorite color’… -XT ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/69 "2008-12-22T21:10:01Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I admit it, I have not. LIAR!!! ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/70 "2008-12-22T21:10:52Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Seems Monty Python won out…shame really as I could have done a lot with the cook fire scene from Blazing Saddles. Plus I could have held the entire thread hostage by putting a gun to my head and informing everyone that unless the thread stays civil the Spic gets it…-XT The poster is a sp… BONNGGG!! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/71 "2008-12-22T21:10:58Z")
**elucidator** , Duke of Waco To die young as old as I can get. Mauve. ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/72 "2008-12-22T21:11:37Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > The bolded part was the lie or misquote. Such a simple question. Did I misquote you or not? Simple yes or no question. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/73 "2008-12-22T21:12:10Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Such a simple question. Did I misquote you or not? > > Simple yes or no question. Yes ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/74 "2008-12-22T21:14:16Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Yes I quoted you exactly twice in Post #230. Here is the first quote: > [@](#): > > :rolleyes: Really, I posted that he bought the house in 2002 and later you cited he did. Why would it be refuted Here is the second: > [@](#): > > . You were just trying to twist a minor point into another nitpicky debate point. That is my answer to your question. You must have missed that the first time. Which of the two quotes is a misquote? The first? The second? Or does the misquote occur in some other post? ---
**Author:** ![Buckeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@Buckeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckeye)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/75 "2008-12-22T21:16:39Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Y’know, I think I’ll go make a loaf of banana bread. > > Anyone want banana bread? Can you make some pumpkin bread also? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/76 "2008-12-22T21:18:01Z")
I need crappaccino for my bunghole!! How did he go from comedy gold like that to fucking horrible King of the Hill? Huh? Can somebody answer that–yes or no! Wait… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/77 "2008-12-22T21:18:53Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Which of the two quotes is a misquote? The first? The second? Or does the misquote occur in some other post? “Are you threatening me? I need teepee for my bunghole!” See? Cornholio, all the way. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/78 "2008-12-22T21:19:34Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Which of the two quotes is a misquote? The first? The second? Or does the misquote occur in some other post? No! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/79 "2008-12-22T21:20:09Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > I quoted you exactly twice in Post #230. > > Here is the first quote: > > Here is the second: > > Which of the two quotes is a misquote? The first? The second? Or does the misquote occur in some other post? Last time, here is where you misquoted me: You:“You tell me. You are the one who is claiming that everything I have cited has been refuted.” I even bolded it for you a few posts back. What part don’t you understand? Please provide at least 2 more things you don’t understand or I will not be able to acknowledge your post. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/80 "2008-12-22T21:20:13Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Seriously, dude, have you ever considered getting away from the computer and taking up masturbation? At least you’d have _something_ to show for it when you were done, even if only a crunchy athletic sock… I’m sorry, I just had to marvel at this. Nicely done, sir. You win! I will work this line into a conversation. Oh, yes I will. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352.md?page=5)