# I Accuse What Exit of Being a Liar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 22, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352 "2008-12-22T19:33:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/121 "2008-12-22T23:20:15Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Given how you titled this thread, I’m afraid I’m not eager to extend to you the benefit of the doubt. > > Daniel Suit yourself. But as I say, it was pretty clear from post #233 that I was responding to what **What Exit** thought was his argument. And he still falsely accused me of misquoting him. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/122 "2008-12-22T23:21:53Z")
I dunno WTF? I hit “Go to first unread” and it answered with the “You already posted that, dumbass!” And lo! There it was. Clearly Bush’s fault. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/123 "2008-12-22T23:23:24Z")
Strange women lying in ponds and calling people a ‘liar’ is no basis for an OP. A really GOOD Pit OP derives from a mandate from the SD masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! I mean really…just because some watery tart calls someone a ‘liar’, that’s no basis for a good Pit OP! I mean, if I went 'round saying you (WE) was a ‘liar’ just because some moistened bint in a Pit OP said so, they’d put me away! Sheesh! (apologies for shamelessly swiping all this from a truly great scene in The Holy Grail…and also if the OP is a guy instead of a girl. It just works better this way…plus I always wanted to say ‘moistened bint’ in a thread) -XT ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/124 "2008-12-23T00:27:16Z")
In for the epicness. This thread is a whole new level of retardation. Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/125 "2008-12-23T00:27:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Clearly Bush’s fault. Works for me! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/126 "2008-12-23T00:32:46Z")
> [@glee](#): > > I have read the original thread and this one carefully and have discovered three things: > > - it was perfectly clear what **What Exit** meant > - **brazil84** is an obsessive fool > - I wasted 10 minutes on this absurdity You are wise and brave, my child. You shall go far. ---
**Author:** ![czarcaztic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@czarcaztic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/czarcaztic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/127 "2008-12-23T00:52:06Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Seriously, dude, have you ever considered getting away from the computer and taking up masturbation? At least you’d have _something_ to show for it when you were done, even if only a crunchy athletic sock… Oh fucking YUCK ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/128 "2008-12-23T00:52:42Z")
So is Al Gore real? If so, has it been proven that Gore isn’t in his house and jet at the same time? Until you prove he’s not with two cites and six quotes which I may or may not choose to accept, then you’re a liar. ---
**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/129 "2008-12-23T01:16:05Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > …He’s like the song that never ends… I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights No matter where they’ve been I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights But only when they’re green ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/130 "2008-12-23T01:24:43Z")
> [@czarcaztic](#): > > Oh fucking YUCK Crikey - one post every six months, and you de-lurked for this? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/131 "2008-12-23T01:26:50Z")
> [@Dead\_Badger](#): > > Crikey - one post every six months, and you de-lurked for this? 😉 No kidding, I’m like, flattered and shit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/132 "2008-12-23T03:36:51Z")
I can usually think of the good stuff I should have said 30 mins or so later. But 14 months? The “OMG Al’s house is a leaky mofo” thread was dumb 14 months ago. It hasn’t aged well. I want banana bread. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/133 "2008-12-23T03:48:11Z")
> [@AngryIrishLass](#): > > I can usually think of the good stuff I should have said 30 mins or so later. But 14 months? > > The “OMG Al’s house is a leaky mofo” thread was dumb 14 months ago. It hasn’t aged well. > > I want banana bread. We made 100 Christmas butter cookies tonight. I wish I could offer you one. I do have a strange urge for banana nut bread now. ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Betty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Guy\_Betty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Betty)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/134 "2008-12-23T04:16:41Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Stubborn and resolute, the pedestrian proudly affirmed his right-of-way to the driver of the oncoming logging truck. I know folks throw around the term LOL too loosely, but this, this post made me laugh out loud. The mental imagery is just too much. [sup]And I’ve got the video to prove it[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/135 "2008-12-23T05:46:05Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I stopped wasting my time on you a long time ago. It was one of those race related threads that you demonstrated your utter lack of understanding of biology. IIRC, \*\*Colibri \*\*had to give you a warning or two in a GQ thread on that subject. Actually, since he was persistently playing childish games in GQ, I insisted that he start providing cites when challenged on his statements or else drop the topic. He virtually stopped posting in GQ after that. Best moderating move I ever made. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Apex\_Rogers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Apex\_Rogers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apex_Rogers)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/136 "2008-12-23T05:50:01Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > \*\*WE \*\*- you know what this is like? One of those cartoons where the bulldog latches on to the leg of Bugs Bunny, only to have Bugs step back and reveal that he made up a pipe or a 2x4 or something to look like his leg - but the dog can’t tell the difference and won’t let go. In the cartoon, I seem to remember that Bugs walked the fake leg, dog still attached, over to a cliff or something and startled the dog into letting go, who then fell off the cliff. Is that an option, WE?? This post is cracking me up. You hit the nail on the head perfectly with the Bugs Bunny analogy. If only there were a nearby cliff to dump the ol’ bulldog off… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/137 "2008-12-23T07:09:33Z")
> [@Dead\_Badger](#): > > Crikey - one post every six months, and you de-lurked for this? 😉 you’ll get an answer in six months ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/138 "2008-12-23T07:47:59Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > So if she’s made of wood, then **What Exit?** is a liar? If Chewbacca is a wookie, you must acquit. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/139 "2008-12-23T12:54:11Z")
> [@Apex\_Rogers](#): > > This post is cracking me up. You hit the nail on the head perfectly with the Bugs Bunny analogy. If only there were a nearby cliff to dump the ol’ bulldog off… Thanks - I had to mount a fierce counter-attack to thwart the dastardly Pitting suffered by my comrade **What Exit?** In a battle this epic, I had to [sniff] do my share [/sniff] - like brave Mercutio defending Romeo for foolish honor, only to be smote down in a display of adolescent fury. A pox on both your houses!!! Good lord - I am clearly not reacting to the arrival of my mother-in-law for Christmas very well…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352/140 "2008-12-23T21:48:19Z")
> [@emilyforce](#): > > I like traffic lights > I like traffic lights > I like traffic lights Damn you. Damn you to hell. I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights I like traffic lights AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-accuse-what-exit-of-being-a-liar/478352.md?page=8)