# I already didn't like Elizabeth Dole. . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125 "2008-10-29T18:23:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/1 "2008-10-29T18:23:10Z")
… But in her reelection campaign against Democrat Kay Hagan, she’s released [an ad using “godless” as a pejorative.](http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/) > [@CNN article](#): > > “A leader of the Godless Americans PAC recently held a secret fundraiser for Kay Hagan,” the 30-second ad says before showing clips from members of the group declaring God and Jesus do not exist. > > “Godless Americans and Kay Hagan. She hid from cameras. Took godless money,” the ad’s narrator also says. “What did Kay Hagan promise in return?” > > The ad ends with a female voice declaring, “There is no God.” That quote is delivered by someone who sounds like Hagan, but those words have never been said by the candidate. Nice. Oh, forgot – fuck those fucking fuckers. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/2 "2008-10-29T18:35:44Z")
Wow! There really is a Godless Americans PAC! Man, what an opportunity for payoffs! How much money would a candidate pay to avoid being endorsed by them? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/3 "2008-10-29T18:36:08Z")
I just came in here to start a thread on this. What a piece of shit that woman is. And what a scum-sucking bunch of pricks the Republican Party is turning out to be. This kind of filth is beyond the pale and should have no place in our political discourse. I’m appalled. BTW, here’s the [Permalink](http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/29/doles-godless-ad-causes-stir/) directly to that article. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/4 "2008-10-29T18:44:39Z")
What’s wrong with these people? It just makes me sad right now. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/5 "2008-10-29T18:50:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Hagan… teaches Sunday school at her local church… [http://www.dailyadvance.com/news/state/hagan-demands-dole-take-down-ad-on-faith-211676.html](http://www.dailyadvance.com/news/state/hagan-demands-dole-take-down-ad-on-faith-211676.html) Not enough that she is an atheist, she infiltrates her local church to warp the minds of innocent children! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/6 "2008-10-29T18:52:36Z")
Please tell me the day is coming when this sort of bullshit does not work … And, could that day be Nov. 4, 2008? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/7 "2008-10-29T18:52:52Z")
> [@jali](#): > > What’s wrong with these people? Thay’re playing on people’s fears and prejudices. Same old same old. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/8 "2008-10-29T19:00:14Z")
> [@](#): > > “What did Kay Hagan promise in return?” > > The ad ends with a female voice declaring, “There is no God.” Wow! Kay Hagen has promised to destroy God if she’s elected! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/9 "2008-10-29T19:03:12Z")
And if she can destroy God, why mess with her? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/10 "2008-10-29T19:03:16Z")
Not only a Sunday School teacher, but an ELDER of her Presbyterian church. Presbyterian…that’s not even Catholic. It practically DEFINES sober, boring Protestant! Liddy Dole needs to go back to Kansas in January. Well, let me rephrase that. Liddy Dole needs to stay in Kansas after next January. It’s not like she’s spent that much time in the state she supposedly represents. ---
**Author:** ![Stormcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@Stormcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormcrow)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/11 "2008-10-29T19:03:34Z")
I believe she is also rumored to be a thespian. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/12 "2008-10-29T19:25:06Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Wow! There really is a Godless Americans PAC! Man, what an opportunity for payoffs! How much money would a candidate pay to avoid being endorsed by them? There’s money to be made by starting a Godless Commie Pinko PAC. Assuming no one else has already done it. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/13 "2008-10-29T19:34:11Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > There’s money to be made by starting a Godless Commie Pinko PAC. Assuming no one else has already done it. I got dibs on the Pedophile PAC. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/14 "2008-10-29T19:35:03Z")
> [@Baldwin](#): > > Oh, forgot – fuck those fucking fuckers. Quis fucket ipsos fuckers? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/15 "2008-10-29T19:36:28Z")
“Hello, Senator? Yes, my name is B. Abe Bugger, I’m the local fundraiser for NAMBLA. Yes, thats right, the man-boy love PAC, happy that you are aware of our efforts. Just a word to let you know that we are endorsing your campaign with a TV ad to run in your state and…what? Senator, please, calm down. Well, yes, we _had_ considered endorsing your opponent…well, yes, $50,000 would very likely change our…no, cash would be better, don’t you think? 2 PM, your office? I’m sure we can have somebody there, Senator, and thanks again for your…Senator? Senator?..” ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/16 "2008-10-29T19:47:41Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > …no, cash would be better, don’t you think? " You meant to say, “Non consecutive unmarked small bills” rather than just “cash” but the rest is fine! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/17 "2008-10-29T19:58:08Z")
> [@Stormcrow](#): > > I believe she is also rumored to be a thespian. I’ve heard she’s strongly in favour of mastication among children. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/18 "2008-10-29T20:01:37Z")
Gee. I thought there was no religious test for public office. I guess I was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/19 "2008-10-29T20:22:35Z")
> [@Revenant\_Threshold](#): > > I’ve heard she’s strongly in favour of mastication among children. And she believes in the legalisation of child photography. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125/20 "2008-10-29T20:27:05Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > And she believes in the legalisation of child photography. I hear several members of her family are out of the closet as homo sapiens, and she has no problem with this! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-already-didnt-like-elizabeth-dole/470125.md?page=2)