I am a 7-layer burrito (with spicy sauce on the side)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I am married with three kids. When I worry that I’m not spending enough time with my wife and kids, I forget about my work and hang out with my family, only to feel guilt that I’m not putting enough time into my business, or doing enough to please my clients.

I am a 39-year-old man with the self esteem of a 16-year-old girl. I feel a tiny sting of jealousy in my head whenever someone I like has fun with someone else. I am easily offended if the person I am talking to doesn’t make an effort to listen to me. I have a deep-seeded need to be liked by everyone around me, coupled with abject fear of rejection. However, I find it difficult to strike up and maintain meaningful conversation with anyone.

I write in short, choppy sentences.

I am a hopeless romantic, with an emphasis on the word “hopeless”. I have fallen in love with every woman I’ve met, even if only for a second. I flirt randomly with adult women of all ages, although it’s only flirtation in my head–to an observer (including the woman) it’s just normal everyday chit chat.

In my own head I am a writer and a poet, yet I find it difficult to cobble together decent copy for my own web site. Hundreds of times I have started “my big novel”, never to get past the first page. NaNoWriMo? I love the idea, but have too many time commitments already.

I love to play the piano, but hardly ever do. I love to read, but never find the time.

I dream grand and elegant dreams. I am an astronaut; a world explorer; sharp-shooter; lover; archeologist; boxer; entrepreneur; entomologist; dancer in a Walt Disney World parade. I am Walter Mitty.

I want to be hugged by someone who understands me.

I enjoy baring my soul anonymously online, but only if I have a big deadline on a project the next day.

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What you need to understand is that you’re tasty, and with the right amount of spicy sauce, you can grow up to make anyone’s nose run someday.

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Also, you make people fart.

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I eat a steady and constant diet of Mexican food but you make me run to the bathroom in 45 minutes. Does that mean something?

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hugs SiouxChief I understand. I’m the burrito without the spicy sauce but with extra sour cream.

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Life ain’t easy for a boy named Sioux.

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A hug for SiouxChief. A manly hug. Because, I do understand.

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Meh… you ain’t no home made chicken tamale with too much lard in the masa and a considerate piece of Yerba Santa on top all steamy and greasy inside a fresh banana leaf (guess what I had for breakfast this morning ;)).

But you ain’t so bad either.

<<Hugs from a man who understands cause I’m right there with you>>

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Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze

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