# I am a mouse flan enthusiast **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575 "2016-11-12T02:31:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/1 "2016-11-12T02:31:59Z")
I am a mouse flan enthusiast. Last night some kids in caramel shirts broke my window and stole my Meandering Gerbil. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/2 "2016-11-12T03:46:54Z")
You don’t say? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/3 "2016-11-12T04:23:18Z")
Needs to lay off the mushrooms, I think. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/4 "2016-11-12T04:23:51Z")
Donovan records will do it to you every time. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/5 "2016-11-12T04:34:20Z")
I snort the nose, Lucifer. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/6 "2016-11-12T05:25:35Z")
I voted for legalization, too, but we gotta wait until January 1st. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/7 "2016-11-12T06:00:17Z")
Color in sky, prussian blue Scarlet fleece changes hue Crimson ball sinks from view Wear your love like heaven ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/8 "2016-11-12T06:05:24Z")
There was a bunch of fucking mouse flan behind my Mom’s TV when I went to hook up her DVD player. I didn’t tell her about it cause it would freak her out. Which means I couldn’t clean it up, either. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/9 "2016-11-12T16:08:27Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Color in sky, prussian blue > Scarlet fleece changes hue > Crimson ball sinks from view > Wear your love like heaven See? SEE?? It’s catching!! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/10 "2016-11-12T19:53:48Z")
Just as long as they don’t take your [green mouse ice cream](http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-have-you-ever-spent-days-and-days-and-days-making-up-flavors-of-ice-cream-that-no-one-neil-gaiman-37-55-72.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/11 "2016-11-12T23:26:40Z")
I’m a ‘Citizens for Boysenberry Jam’ flan. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/12 "2016-11-12T23:39:13Z")
What, in the Sacred Name of Phoebe B. Beebe, Wonder Chimp Extraordinaire, is this thread about? If anything? Or at all?😕 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/13 "2016-11-13T00:51:14Z")
I’m just mad about Saffron. She’s just…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/14 "2016-11-13T01:30:58Z")
The time has come to speak of many things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax Of cabbages and kings And why the sea is boiling And whether pigs have wings ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/15 "2016-11-13T01:53:43Z")
The electric eel has got me by the brain banana! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/16 "2016-11-13T01:55:34Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I’m just mad about Saffron. She’s just…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Highly underrated as an actor though, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![CerebrAl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@CerebrAl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CerebrAl)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/17 "2016-11-13T02:07:20Z")
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/18 "2016-11-13T02:12:38Z")
Hail, Atlanta! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/19 "2016-11-13T04:26:43Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > I’m just mad about Saffron. She’s just…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz > [@joyfool](#): > > Highly underrated as an actor though, don’t you think? That, uh, doesn’t really fit the meter of the song but, yeah, she’s cool. [One of these days, I’m going to cut you into something, something.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT44cUPZQ2o) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/20 "2016-11-13T04:28:29Z")
[“Root’s kicking in.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBkYqku11V0) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575.md?page=2)