# I am a mouse flan enthusiast

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2016, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575 "2016-11-12T02:31:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/21 "2016-11-13T05:09:57Z")

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Superman and Green Lantern ain’t got nuthin’ on me.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/22 "2016-11-13T05:48:46Z")

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Munchies; 'scuse me.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/23 "2016-11-13T23:47:16Z")

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I read that as “I am a mouse flatulence”

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/24 "2016-11-14T00:48:37Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> What, in the Sacred Name of Phoebe B. Beebe, Wonder Chimp Extraordinaire, is this thread about?  
> If anything?  
> Or at all?😕

I think it’s a parody of this thread.  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810122&highlight=house](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=810122&highlight=house)

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/25 "2016-11-14T00:56:23Z")

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> [@Nawth\_Chucka](#):
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> I snort the nose, Lucifer.

Damn! I remembered that line from Breathed without even googling.

Devil bunnies.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/26 "2016-11-14T00:58:40Z")

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Shit! I was having a lotta fun with this being a stoner thread.

And the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/27 "2016-11-14T01:16:36Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Damn! I remembered that line from Breathed without even googling.
> 
> Devil bunnies.

🙂  
Banana, banana.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/28 "2016-11-14T01:26:59Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Devil bunnies.

No!

Nonononono…  
:: twitch ::  
:: whimper ::

[sub]I thought they were long gone in these unKyoot times…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/29 "2016-11-14T02:24:40Z")

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OK, so I’m home sick, haven’t kept any water down since yesterday afternoon, and y’all are seriously messing with me right now. That’s all I have to say.

cu-cu-ca-choo

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/30 "2016-11-14T04:34:34Z")

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I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

My nipples explode with delight!

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/31 "2016-11-14T05:19:54Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Shit! I was having a lotta fun with this being a stoner thread.
> 
> And the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all.

Flashback! And to a much more pleasant time, too.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-mouse-flan-enthusiast/771575/32 "2016-11-14T05:57:37Z")

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I just looked at the other thread–what are those people ON, anyway?

😃

**Dort-elle? Je ne crois pas  
Respire-t-elle? Oui, mais tout bas  
Qu’est-ce que tu fais, Jenny, mon amour?**

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