# I am a pedalphile, and I am not ashamed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273 "2018-06-01T17:27:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/1 "2018-06-01T17:27:26Z")
I could look at them all day, and when I put my body on them and move around my heart races and I even start sweating. [Such a variety to choose from!](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pedals&qpvt=pedals&FORM=IGRE) ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/2 "2018-06-01T17:38:24Z")
Sounds like a great way to introduce yourself to people. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/3 "2018-06-01T17:40:40Z")
It can’t go any worse than it did for my sister, the thespian. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/4 "2018-06-01T17:42:00Z")
Well, I am a knitwit, and all my friends agree. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/5 "2018-06-01T17:42:44Z")
I thought you were going to come out as pro-pedophilia Congressional candidate Nathan Larson. > **[Congressional Candidate In Virginia Admits He’s A Pedophile](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nathan-larson-congressional-candidate-pedophile_n_5b10916de4b0d5e89e1e4824)** > > Nathan Larson also ran online forums for pedophiles and misogynists. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/6 "2018-06-01T17:44:04Z")
I knew it! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/7 "2018-06-01T17:52:56Z")
Isn’t there supposed to be content warnings for threads like these? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/8 "2018-06-01T17:56:35Z")
I have feck. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/9 "2018-06-01T18:15:36Z")
[“Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.”](https://youtu.be/UrIpPqcln6Y) Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/10 "2018-06-01T18:15:56Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have feck. Have you tried a topical cream? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/11 "2018-06-01T18:21:06Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have feck. Not me. I’m feckless. ---
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/12 "2018-06-01T18:37:50Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > I thought you were going to come out as pro-pedophilia Congressional candidate Nathan Larson. > [Congressional Candidate In Virginia Admits He’s A Pedophile | HuffPost Latest News](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nathan-larson-congressional-candidate-pedophile_us_5b10916de4b0d5e89e1e4824) Wow, what a great guy! He’s got all the abhorrent person boxes checked. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/13 "2018-06-01T18:47:53Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have feck. Some may even say “fecktacular”. ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/14 "2018-06-01T18:55:02Z")
> [@Jennshark](#): > > Wow, what a great guy! He’s got all the abhorrent person boxes checked. Yeah but since Roy Moore, the accused pedophile, who ran for the senate in Texas came so close to winning this guy probably figures this and his other issues are all in the “plus” column for him. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/15 "2018-06-01T18:58:10Z")
> [@Whack-a-Mole](#): > > Yeah but since Roy Moore, the accused pedophile, who ran for the senate in Texas came so close to winning this guy probably figures this and his other issues are all in the “plus” column for him. Could you please talk about that jackass in the thread dedicated to him? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/16 "2018-06-01T19:04:07Z")
Well, at least you’re not a [paediatrician.](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society) ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/17 "2018-06-01T19:28:40Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I could look at them all day, and when I put my body on them and move around my heart races and I even start sweating. > [Such a variety to choose from!](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pedals&qpvt=pedals&FORM=IGRE) I notice some of those are 3-holers. Way to go! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/18 "2018-06-01T21:34:40Z")
You probably also masticate in public, you sicko. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/19 "2018-06-01T21:46:21Z")
This thread is just so you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273/20 "2018-06-01T21:53:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I could look at them all day, and when I put my body on them and move around my heart races and I even start sweating. > [Such a variety to choose from!](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pedals&qpvt=pedals&FORM=IGRE) Were you influenced by Pedal-pushers at an early age? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pedalphile-and-i-am-not-ashamed/815273.md?page=2)