# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/1 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")
I’m absolutely hooked on Pimpwars. If you’ve played any of those online games, with turns and all that, and you like the idea of bein a hustlah, let me know. I’d be happy to pull yo ass into the alliance, word. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/2 "2001-05-13T17:44:58Z")
I am curious. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/3 "2001-05-13T19:42:30Z")
Okay, lets test you. Name three pimps besides: Shaft Super Fly Huggy Bear ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/4 "2001-05-13T19:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mercutio \* > \*\*Okay, lets test you. > > Name three pimps besides: > > Shaft > Super Fly > Huggy Bear \*\* Leona Helmsley ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/5 "2001-05-13T19:57:23Z")
Pimp wars is indeed the shiznat Hail Pimp warrior. ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/6 "2001-05-13T20:04:34Z")
WTF??. ok sounds interesting, count me in. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/7 "2001-05-13T20:32:36Z")
I’m assuming you are talking about [http://www.pimpwar.com](http://www.pimpwar.com) Does it become unavailable often? I was playing for about 10 minutes, and then my browser said that it was offline. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/8 "2001-05-13T22:17:01Z")
[Pimp War](http://lowrider.pimpwar.com) Indeed, folks. Same place, Hastur. My alliance is StraightDope, fittingly enough. Join up, let’s bus’ some caps and jack some Hoes! Hastur, sometimes it’s a bit overwhelmed, actually. I’m hoping that they find a way to upgrade. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/9 "2001-05-13T22:25:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*[Pimp War](http://lowrider.pimpwar.com) > > Indeed, folks. Same place, Hastur. > > My alliance is StraightDope, fittingly enough. Join up, let’s bus’ some caps and jack some Hoes! > > Hastur, sometimes it’s a bit overwhelmed, actually. I’m hoping that they find a way to upgrade. \*\* What city are you in? I’d like to join an alliance. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/10 "2001-05-13T22:31:39Z")
I’m in NYC right now. My Pimp Name is BigBabyJesus, in reverence to O.D.B. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/11 "2001-05-13T22:34:18Z")
I’m MistaPimpDaddy. I’ll get to NYC as soon as I and my 'hos can afford it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/12 "2001-05-13T22:37:53Z")
Take yo time, I jus got all jacked up, some mufuh done ganked all my lowridas and killed my thugs. All I got left is a buncha pissed off hos and enough rock to stop a clock, word. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/13 "2001-05-13T22:41:10Z")
What would you recommend having the whore payout be? I put mine at 42%. My whores are at 100% happiness. Suggestions? I have to take some of these bitches in Beverly Hills OUT. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/14 "2001-05-13T22:45:18Z")
I keeps my bitches at 30%, and I make sure there’s a supply of rock on hand. Do you think they turn it out more if they’re happier? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/15 "2001-05-13T22:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*I keeps my bitches at 30%, and I make sure there’s a supply of rock on hand. > > Do you think they turn it out more if they’re happier? \*\* Not really. I’m going to turn them down to 30% and make more rock. I wish there was a pimpslap feature. And I wish that I could have some male whores as well. It would amuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/16 "2001-05-13T22:54:51Z")
I turned them down to 33% and now my hoes are at 82% happiness. Theyu’ve got shitloads of condoms, and 121 pieces of rock… They really don’t rake in the money. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/17 "2001-05-13T22:57:24Z")
well, I shall have to jack up the payout! I think that with a little intellect behind it, we can dominate the game, by god! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/18 "2001-05-13T23:00:06Z")
For some reason, Pimp Wars will only work in IE. It always comes up with an error in Netscape. Does anyone else have this problem? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/19 "2001-05-14T00:19:17Z")
Yo Mack Daddy Cyni! I need you to invite the Pimp\_Mistress on into your alliance, yo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/20 "2001-05-14T01:17:53Z")
Hey, BigBabyJesus, could you reinvite me to your alliance, yo? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=2)