# I am a pimp warrior. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316 "2001-05-13T15:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/181 "2001-05-22T09:26:56Z")
Yo, some punk named HEAD\_PIMP keeps attacking me. Anyone wanna help me take him out? #22848 ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/182 "2001-05-22T09:28:12Z")
I ganked 5 caddies off jroo and now he’s attacked me four times. We need to get heavy on his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/183 "2001-05-22T09:31:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chicken Lover \* > \*\*I ganked 5 caddies off jroo and now he’s attacked me four times. We need to get heavy on his ass. \*\* I’m there, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/184 "2001-05-22T09:46:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chicken Lover \* > > \*\*I ganked 5 caddies off jroo and now he’s attacked me four times. We need to get heavy on his ass. \*\* > > I’m there, dude! \*\* Oops – out of my range now. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/185 "2001-05-22T13:58:43Z")
Last night, I got gang slammed by three people. Two of them lost 10 thugs to my 4 on each attack, but **foxxy** managed to kill off 25 of mine and take $3000 from me. Three attacks later, she’s down from 72 thugs with AKs to 30, and I ganked $32000. She dropped from approx. 85th to 147th place. Looks like the other pimps in that range played kickball with her some, too. 🙂 I really, really like this game. Is there anyone who needs a good smacking? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/186 "2001-05-22T14:24:54Z")
I got kicked out of PimpWars on Friday for some (presumably technical reason, couldn’t connect until yesterday, and now it won’t recognize my password or e-mail address, and won’t even let me sign up to re-enter on stand-by. Bastards. OTOH, I’m doing reasonably well on Redlite, hovering somewhere around #70 at the moment, improved muchly by stealing about $60,000 from one player earlier on (and killing about 60 thugs; he tried to retaliate and lost another 30. God, I love having superior firepower). I probably need to gear up for some attacks on those higher up in the ranks – any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/187 "2001-05-22T14:35:13Z")
Yo, SPACEGHOST is getting his ass kicked. **Fuckyeah** killed 200 of his Hoez, and sent the message: _ **Hahahahahahahahahaha. I’ve just found out that you give up 20% of your money to the head of the alliance. You really are a suckerpimp. You should get a refund because they aint protecting your skinny arse.** _ He’s above my attack range. Anyone else care to help out? ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/188 "2001-05-22T14:48:53Z")
Do any of you playahs have alters in the redlite SDMB cartel? It’s friggin’ full, and I really don’t want to have to open up a can of whup-ass on any of you. 😉 And by the way, I gave jroo a serious spanking with my AKs. Knocked off 15 of his gangers and made off with a few easy Gs. MR ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/189 "2001-05-22T14:54:58Z")
Lo and behold. jroo pumped himself up and attacked me while I was offline. Took out 16 to my 14. Fucker. But he left me a message. “We could be powerful allies if you would quit fucking with me.” Should I dignify that with a response? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/190 "2001-05-22T15:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maeglin \* > \*\*Lo and behold. jroo pumped himself up and attacked me while I was offline. Took out 16 to my 14. Fucker. > > But he left me a message. > > “We could be powerful allies if you would quit fucking with me.” > > Should I dignify that with a response? > > \*\* Velvet Jones here (anyone remember the reference?). Most of us are in just plain “straightdope”; some were in “homeslice” but I haven’t checked it lately to see who’s who. You could join jroo…or you could join straightdope and we could pound the crap outta him. Your choice. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/191 "2001-05-22T15:25:42Z")
Yeah, but straightdope is full. Otherwise I would have joined already. MR ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/192 "2001-05-22T15:52:59Z")
Instead of picking something “creative,” like Pimpette, I’m Pucette. Ugh. Is there any room in the redlite cartels for one more? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/193 "2001-05-22T21:17:45Z")
Hey, **Pucette** , was wondering if that was you… If you guys form another cartel down at redlite, could you send an invite to **fredda**? (S)He messaged me and is looking for a cartel to join. Tell him/her **Sawtooth** sent ya. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/194 "2001-05-23T00:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joyfulgirl \* > \*\*Yo, SPACEGHOST is getting his ass kicked. **Fuckyeah** killed 200 of his Hoez, and sent the message: > > _ **Hahahahahahahahahaha. I’ve just found out that you give up 20% of your money to the head of the alliance. You really are a suckerpimp. You should get a refund because they aint protecting your skinny arse.** _ > > He’s above my attack range. Anyone else care to help out? > > \*\* Fuckyeah is dealt with. Killed all his thugs, took his lowriders, and stole some hoes. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/195 "2001-05-23T00:51:47Z")
[I got attacked by an entire cartel](http://www.sixdegreesofnothing.com/pics/attacklog.jpg). Sorry guys, but in the course of this they capped all our cartel thugs as well. :mad: So, if you guys are up to taking on an [OneLifeToLive](http://www.redlite.org/game/cartel/cprofile.php?cid=201) (ranked one spot higher than us in the cartel rankings), this is our chance to prove our mettle (not to mention our metal). It looks like they’re pretty weak, with all of 555 thugs between them and, more importantly, midrange enough to be in everybody’s attack range. Let me know if you’re up to it and, if so, **StraightDope goes to WAR!!** ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/196 "2001-05-23T00:53:21Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Hastur \* \*\* > [@](#): > > Fuckyeah is dealt with. Killed all his thugs, took his lowriders, and stole some hoes. \*\* Ah, so you’re the one who did that. Wondered about that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/197 "2001-05-23T01:02:26Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Fuckyeah is dealt with. Killed all his thugs, took his lowriders, and stole some hoes. \*\* > > Ah, so you’re the one who did that. Wondered about that. 🙂 \*\* I’m the bad mutha… (shut yo mouth!) Damn. I feel like watching Shaft now. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/198 "2001-05-23T01:03:56Z")
Well, I’ve killed almost 2100 thugs today, and am getting ready to be attacked back. MERGE THE ALLIANCES! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/199 "2001-05-23T01:06:09Z")
#13787 just attacked me. Lost 30k to me in the process. Feel free to get him. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316/200 "2001-05-23T02:48:20Z")
KK, I’ve been wanting to mess up onelifetolive too! I think we should hammer them. Let’s set a time to nail the fuckers, so they can’t recoup while we hit and run. Hit em all at the same time, ya know? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-am-a-pimp-warrior/65316.md?page=11)